gdp's Comments

i digress. : hyuck³.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:02:01 +0000

To clarify, I'm not looking to perform AT ALL.. I just wanna write jokes and play the background. But dude's whole ugly cry routine had me on the brink of death.. I'll definitely check for more of his material.

i digress. : harlem shake to that.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:56:05 +0000

Yeah, the bootleg Spike TV version of the commercial is much worse than the bootleg Oxygen one.. big ol' swole dude acting all gassed after holding that thing for 30 seconds? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.. they tryin' to hard. But America is home to some of the most wealthy idiots in the world, so it wouldn't surprise me if this sold like crazy..

i digress. : harlem shake to that.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:53:29 +0000

I'm just keeping it real..

i digress. : #SMASHFACTORY: a milli (fetch my cape, jeeves!).

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:15:43 +0000

I got you, ma!

i digress. : i made a funny.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 02:49:47 +0000

How about you leave the jokes to me, boy?!

i digress. : let it burn.

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 20:59:42 +0000

I couldn't agree more, my dude.

i digress. : let it burn.

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 20:59:14 +0000

These ol' "can I smoke in your car" ass niggas can kiss my natural black ass and die a slow, painful death. Oh wait... They already are.

i digress. : 700 club (death becomes her).

Tue, 6 Jul 2010 07:46:40 +0000

Apparently Tiger brought out the Jewish goons and knocked it down to 150 mill.. Elrick isn't anywhere near as dumb as we thought he was, but she still kicked his bank account square in the nutsack..

i digress. : THE ARCHIVES: sorry! an unexpected error has occurred. (pt 2 of 2)

Tue, 6 Jul 2010 07:43:58 +0000

SMH...

i digress. : #SMASHFACTORY: if you ask me, i'm ready.

Thu, 1 Jul 2010 16:59:53 +0000

Oooooooooh, that was clever! You sure it's pink though?

i digress. : seems like you're ready (a death threat in c minor).

Thu, 24 Jun 2010 01:32:15 +0000

Believe it or not, my first draft of this blog was alot worse.

Who knows.. One day I might muster up the courage, pull a Nas, & toss it onto my Lost Tapes.

i digress. : it’s the sound of the pour.

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 14:14:35 +0000

As a general rule of thumb, I don't.. but these niggas are like roaches, they're everywhere. I actually didn't even notice he did until I looked down at his shirt as we engaged in verbal warfare.. from that point on I knew victory was within my grasp.

i digress. : beautifully human.

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 18:50:44 +0000

Artest is the last dude to surprise anyone, but I was legitimately shocked when he confessed to feeling like a coward in regards to his Pacer days (even though he was traded).. that type of honesty NEVER happens in professional sports, especially in the NBA.

i digress. : o let's not do it and say we did & shit.

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 00:32:51 +0000

You might not ever be able to get close enough to snuff a DJ, but should your aim stay true, always remember projecticles are your best friend. Bottles, shoes, Altoid cans.. you've got options.

i digress. : grumpy old men.

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 00:27:33 +0000

Agreed.. Dude's aged worse than Elizabeth Taylor.

i digress. : it’s the sound of the pour.

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 01:36:21 +0000

It's all good, I can keep a secret..... *scurries off, writes senator*

i digress. : o let's not do it and say we did & shit.

Sun, 13 Jun 2010 22:51:27 +0000

a) It's only been up for like a week.. you haven't missed shit. b) Just wait till I take my pants off. c) I couldn't agree more.

i digress. : o let's not do it and say we did & shit.

Sun, 13 Jun 2010 22:50:24 +0000

I'm sorry, but that image of the scared little white girl is killing me.. I feel compelled to hold her longingly in my arms & tell her it will be okay. I bet if she was black I wouldn't give a shit, though.