en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/3548321 Comments by bonjovifriday http://broodhollow.chainsawsuit.com/page/2015/05/06/concerns-of-the-auxiliary/#IDComment969397326 I think a spring carnival in equal parts festive jubilation, and pant soiling terror would do the job rather nicely. Thu, 7 May 2015 03:39:12 +0000 http://broodhollow.chainsawsuit.com/page/2015/05/06/concerns-of-the-auxiliary/#IDComment969397326 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2015/04/23/face-saving-apologies/#IDComment966361905 It's my fault. I know I should feel sorry for what I did, and I hope you can forgive me for not doing that. Fri, 24 Apr 2015 04:05:43 +0000 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2015/04/23/face-saving-apologies/#IDComment966361905 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2015/04/14/tax-time-is-here/#IDComment964072190 The Swarmtyrant over at Taxes2Go really help me get the most back from my refund this year. And unlike most tax preparation companies they don't need you to pay upfront. A simple lifetime of toil in the pollen mines of Bzz'krtaar and you'll be on your way to a quicker, bigger return! Tue, 14 Apr 2015 15:22:03 +0000 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2015/04/14/tax-time-is-here/#IDComment964072190 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2015/04/14/tax-time-is-here/#IDComment964071467 The Swarmtyrant over at Taxes2Go really help me get the most back from my refund this year. And unlike most tax preparation companies they don't need you to pay upfront. A simple lifetime of toil in the pollen mines of Bzz'krtaar and you'll be on your way to a quicker, bigger return! Tue, 14 Apr 2015 15:17:26 +0000 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2015/04/14/tax-time-is-here/#IDComment964071467 http://broodhollow.chainsawsuit.com/page/2015/03/16/eat-at-cubbys/#IDComment959786185 Mayonnaise Salad. *shudder* Thu, 26 Mar 2015 02:51:40 +0000 http://broodhollow.chainsawsuit.com/page/2015/03/16/eat-at-cubbys/#IDComment959786185 http://chainsawsuit.com/2015/03/18/saw-it-for-you-pixels-2015/#IDComment958180959 I'm pretty sure this entire movie was covered in one of the "What if machine" episodes of Futurama. Thu, 19 Mar 2015 03:49:03 +0000 http://chainsawsuit.com/2015/03/18/saw-it-for-you-pixels-2015/#IDComment958180959 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2014/10/10/tight-shoulder/#IDComment888048702 See, this right here is why I never get massages at antarctic research stations. Sun, 12 Oct 2014 02:12:44 +0000 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2014/10/10/tight-shoulder/#IDComment888048702 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2014/10/08/nod-with-feeling/#IDComment886642361 My "wistful" looks more "constipated". Thu, 9 Oct 2014 03:50:06 +0000 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2014/10/08/nod-with-feeling/#IDComment886642361 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2014/09/18/screwing-the-pooch/#IDComment878229365 Open orifice, insert extremity. Wait... Fri, 19 Sep 2014 02:55:24 +0000 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2014/09/18/screwing-the-pooch/#IDComment878229365 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2014/05/12/whew-gotta-figure-this-out/#IDComment829827588 Say's here in the pamphlet not to worry, my "Throbbing bulge of man passion" can be extinguished in an "Untamed oasis of womanlieness". Tue, 13 May 2014 15:38:26 +0000 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2014/05/12/whew-gotta-figure-this-out/#IDComment829827588 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2013/12/10/not-in-my-future-nimf/#IDComment765779165 There is actually a fantastic breakdown of this problem in Infinite Jest. It more or less covers why videophones are a terrible idea. Wed, 11 Dec 2013 05:22:03 +0000 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2013/12/10/not-in-my-future-nimf/#IDComment765779165 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2013/12/02/chainsawsuit-original-spongeguard-masculine-bulwark/#IDComment760970342 This is amazing! Now I just need a suit that collects Mayonnaise. Tue, 3 Dec 2013 02:18:41 +0000 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2013/12/02/chainsawsuit-original-spongeguard-masculine-bulwark/#IDComment760970342 http://chainsawsuit.com/2013/08/20/passion-aggression/#IDComment704038653 I hate you, but I'm not "in" hate with you. Wed, 21 Aug 2013 04:45:45 +0000 http://chainsawsuit.com/2013/08/20/passion-aggression/#IDComment704038653 http://205.186.150.126/archive/more-pua-pro-tips/#IDComment666360997 If you can't sell it like Huntyr then you can always try starting with a more believable story. Like "My bestselling novel cures cancer, and provides limitless free energy." or "I'm the first president of Finland/Astronaut to ever eat an entire mountain." Sat, 22 Jun 2013 18:51:17 +0000 http://205.186.150.126/archive/more-pua-pro-tips/#IDComment666360997 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2013/06/18/hollywood-movie-pitch/#IDComment663750364 The plot for my movie is a lot like Kafka's Metamorphosis, only with more high heels. Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:39:02 +0000 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2013/06/18/hollywood-movie-pitch/#IDComment663750364 http://205.186.150.126/archive/more-superheroes/#IDComment663518523 Martian Manhunter with a fanny pack. Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:51:16 +0000 http://205.186.150.126/archive/more-superheroes/#IDComment663518523 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2013/06/06/a-case-for-bidets/#IDComment656963169 If previous roommates and girlfriends are any indication, then women are almost entirely responsible for the senseless destruction of our planets rainforests. It would also explain the poo smell. Fri, 7 Jun 2013 10:43:25 +0000 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2013/06/06/a-case-for-bidets/#IDComment656963169 http://205.186.150.126/archive/iron-man-cant-be-stopped-by-ghosts/#IDComment637499215 Whatever you do, don't look directly into the trap. Wed, 8 May 2013 04:32:41 +0000 http://205.186.150.126/archive/iron-man-cant-be-stopped-by-ghosts/#IDComment637499215 http://205.186.150.126/archive/where-carls-come-from/#IDComment621090010 Actually, since he's two cops it will take twice as long for the name to wear out. Wed, 17 Apr 2013 06:32:23 +0000 http://205.186.150.126/archive/where-carls-come-from/#IDComment621090010 http://205.186.150.126/archive/iron-manimal/#IDComment615898150 Don't worry kid, you're just having an aneurism. When they put in your new fission powered brain stem you can make a sweet suit of armor just like mine. Wed, 10 Apr 2013 05:44:15 +0000 http://205.186.150.126/archive/iron-manimal/#IDComment615898150