gdp's Comments

Clever Manka : Friday Open Thread

Fri, 16 Sep 2016 17:23:20 +0000

Hey y'all. Long time no see. (Because life.) Guess who had a shitty week? Me. My car got broken into Saturday night after freaking church. My self-care at the moment has been picturing various people on fire as I drive through town. You took my purse for drug money, bitch? Sorry that I didn't have any cash in there, ps, I hope your tits fall off. I am... Not In A Good Place Right Now Mentally. It's my first break-in. Good/anti-thief mojo would be appreciated. Ps. Missed you. May your collective tits never fall off.

The Toast : An Open Thread, and Sea Room

Sat, 2 Jul 2016 16:56:03 +0000

He so was/is. And I'm giddy at the prospect that Ms. Clinton might know it as well.

The Toast : A note on The Toast

Sat, 2 Jul 2016 03:49:55 +0000

Thanks. My hair does look great. I'm just now coming to the full realization that this was A Thing That Actually Happened.

The Toast : An Open Thread, and Sea Room

Fri, 1 Jul 2016 17:00:20 +0000

I'm assuming I just look for the witches and that's how I'll know I've found the right people?

The Toast : An Open Thread, and Sea Room

Fri, 1 Jul 2016 16:58:33 +0000

The Toast got me through one terrible, horrible, no good, very bad Dirtbag Ethics Professor. Like seriously through him. In through the chest cavity and out the other side.

The Toast : An Open Thread, and Sea Room

Fri, 1 Jul 2016 16:45:49 +0000

All the luck

The Toast : An Open Thread, and Sea Room

Fri, 1 Jul 2016 16:42:35 +0000

It's not too early for some goodbye champagne, right?<img src="http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb366/arovingiwillgo/Mobile%20Uploads/image_64.jpeg" width="550">

The Toast : An Open Thread, and Sea Room

Fri, 1 Jul 2016 16:28:19 +0000

You are all too perfect and too witches. Go forth and may the blessing of all Free Folk go with you. May the stars shine upon your faces<img src="http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb366/arovingiwillgo/Mobile%20Uploads/image_3.gif">

The Toast : An Open Thread, and Sea Room

Fri, 1 Jul 2016 16:25:39 +0000

Thank you. In the ten minutes it took for me to post a comment the front page went from seven comments to full. The end times are upon us.

The Toast : An Open Thread, and Sea Room

Fri, 1 Jul 2016 16:24:00 +0000

I WILL BE THERE. DITCHING MY BABY SIS FOR THIS AND DON'T CARE. (much)

The Toast : An Open Thread, and Sea Room

Fri, 1 Jul 2016 16:23:09 +0000

SAME

The Toast : An Open Thread, and Sea Room

Fri, 1 Jul 2016 16:19:19 +0000

TOO WITCHES

The Toast : An Open Thread, and Sea Room

Fri, 1 Jul 2016 16:16:27 +0000

Oh geez. I'm not ready to deal with this yet. I'm just not. (And bringing Muppet Christmas Carol into it REALLY didn't help.) What am I going to do without all of you? I mean, sure, there are probably other people out there that might be interested in the time my grandma was ready to fight an Antiques Roadshow appraiser or who might listen to me talk at length about Tolkien, but where am I going to find them all in one place and be sure they're all too witches at the same time? I'm not prepared for a post-Toast world. Any DC Toasties out there that I can mourn with?<img src="http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb366/arovingiwillgo/Gifs/tumblr_mnl0s9mHOa1rjku6ao1_250.gif"><img src="http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb366/arovingiwillgo/Gifs/tumblr_mnl0s9mHOa1rjku6ao2_250.gif">

The Toast : How To Tell If You Are In A J.R.R. Tolkien Book

Wed, 29 Jun 2016 17:48:25 +0000

Why this? Why now? Why do I have to be out so I can't excuse myself to sob like a hobbit. Not all tears are an evil, but that doesn't mean I can bawl while at Taco Bell with my grandma.

The Toast : How To Tell If You Are In A J.R.R. Tolkien Book

Wed, 29 Jun 2016 17:43:25 +0000

Please somehow let that be a tote since I keep missing out on the other ship one. Every time. Every. Damn. Time.

The Toast : The Brush Off: The Early 2000s

Tue, 28 Jun 2016 21:09:40 +0000

I'm not going to post the exact details of my high school makeup experience in Texas. But let's just say it involved sparkly green eye shadow and learning how to apply blush from my Mexican friends (suck in your cheeks and go to town) and French tips AND magnet shellack lip gloss. Add ill-fitting clothes and some truly unfortunate hair cuts. (Remember Keira's Domino hair? I was a chubby American teen, not a svelte British goddess, but I still rocked it.) It was... not a good look.

The Toast : The Brush Off: The Early 2000s

Tue, 28 Jun 2016 20:48:51 +0000

Same here. Calves, man. No skinny jeans and very few boots.

The Toast : The Brush Off: The Early 2000s

Tue, 28 Jun 2016 20:47:32 +0000

I don't know, but it sure looks like Chris Pine is at the keyboard.

The Toast : Open Thread!

Tue, 28 Jun 2016 18:42:06 +0000

A second chance at Toast totes hallelujah! (I am lazy/strapped for cash and missed out the first time.) In other news, I'm still thinking about Ravenclaw Idris Elba. The date was like a week ago and I can't see him because we're going to be on opposite sides of the country for a month. Is this a normal dating reaction? Have not dated much in past decade. Please advise. (Also, any Toast wakes/meetups/Toasties in general in the VA Tidewater region?)

The Toast : Open Thread!

Tue, 28 Jun 2016 18:34:23 +0000

omg the tabby with the white ruff. I wants it precious.