I spend a lot of time on Reddit. Way too much, and this was a very popular thread yesterday.
Reddit Gold is like Jalopnik Gold, except real. There are actual benefits to gold status including expanded site capabilities, no ads and others.
You can create a DVORAK keyboard on any standard keyboard. The layouts are on line, just download and install the drivers and pop the keys off and rearrange accordingly. I tried this in college and manage to stick with it about two days before breaking down and reverting. It's just too hard to relearn, almost like picking up an entirely new language only with muscle memory.