BC Johnson

BC Johnson

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294 weeks ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - a revised pain scale · 0 replies · +2 points

25 is Hellraiser, 26 is Yuuzhan Vong, got it.

296 weeks ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - goodbye mad men · 0 replies · +4 points

I actually scrolled away in disgust after seeing this, almost clicked on another website . . . then I hesitated. "Goddamn it B.C.," I whispered to myself.

Then I came down and gave you an upvote for pure brilliance.

298 weeks ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - above all else · 0 replies · +17 points

Better than "CHA" I suppose.

330 weeks ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - #bendgate · 1 reply · +5 points

The Notes are bigger.

347 weeks ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - autocomplete · 0 replies · +4 points

This is pretty stupid.

Everyone knows Matt Lauer is a hologram.

348 weeks ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - star wars episode vii ... · 0 replies · +34 points

"Kyp Durron's Day Off!"

Kyp Durron is the cool kid in school, and everyone loves him, except for Dean Skywalker! When Kyp decides to skip a day of Jedi Academy for the final time, he drags his uptight friend Dorssk 81 and his girlfriend along for a wild ride! But can Kyp get back to the Praxeum without getting space-detention and still have raucous time? Can Dorssk explain to his clone-dad how his favorite Suncrusher got scratched and dented? Find out!

352 weeks ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - magic tricks · 0 replies · +8 points

"I once almost accidentally had sex with my mother. On the way home, I realized I was deeply disappointed it didn't happen."

"Oh, huh, well, let's see if you can do the alphabet backward ... "

398 weeks ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - two cops killer · 1 reply · +9 points

Is it weird that I actually got kind of nervous and fluttery that this might be the end of Two Cops?

409 weeks ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - pax east 2013 · 0 replies · +15 points

Which means you'll be thinking about me. Oh yeah. Now that's two people who think of me during sex.

I am the other one.

409 weeks ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - pax east 2013 · 2 replies · +10 points

Also: Straub-Lights, Kris-Krass, Two Krises, Starslip Krisis, or "The Bang"