gdp's Comments

Wonkette : Nice Time! Let's All Watch This Former U.S. Attorney Yelling At James O'Keefe!

Mon, 26 Aug 2013 18:37:37 +0000

potatoes and snails are not pleased about being compared to O'Queef

Wonkette : Sarah Palin Too Busy Grifting To Serve We The People In The U.S. Senate Dontcha Know You Betcha Also

Mon, 26 Aug 2013 16:28:57 +0000

strapping on Greta-my eyes are burning

Wonkette : Oh Yeah, We Should Definitely Give An Extra Two United States Senators To 'Northern Colorado'

Tue, 20 Aug 2013 18:41:37 +0000

except for the burned parts

Wonkette : Canada Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Ted Cruz Denies Canadian Citizenship

Mon, 19 Aug 2013 16:08:07 +0000

maple syrup soaked cuban cigars for everyone!

Wonkette : Donald Trump, Other Birthers Totally Peachy With Canadian Anchor Baby Ted Cruz To President Us

Tue, 13 Aug 2013 19:22:25 +0000

The Donald was hatched, not live birfed, I'm afraid...

Wonkette : Up-And-Coming Oklahoma Rep. Markwayne Mullin Vs. The Birther Princess & The Physically Fit Poors

Fri, 9 Aug 2013 22:20:35 +0000

A real life Fountain of Wayne. I'll bet he exploded all over himself.

Wonkette : Cussy PA Police Chief Calls For Armed March On Tyrants, 'Cleansing' Country Of Libtards, In Unsucces

Wed, 24 Jul 2013 14:37:17 +0000

Why TWO badges?

Wonkette : Stupidest Man On The Internet Fact-Checks 'Doonesbury,' A 1970s-Era Cartoon (Updated)

Mon, 22 Jul 2013 18:04:54 +0000

Archie and Jughead. Terrorists?

Wonkette : Why Is US America Turning Into Nazi Germany? Antonin Scalia Explains It All

Mon, 22 Jul 2013 16:22:13 +0000

They also come in Cool Ranch (limited edition)

Wonkette : Why Did Black TV Pundit, Best-Selling Author And Former White House Aide Keith Boykin Steal That Whi

Sun, 21 Jul 2013 03:27:39 +0000

you mean Popeye's....

Wonkette : Josephine County, Oregon: Your New Libertarian Paradise!

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:57:37 +0000

gun totin' hippies sitting on green gold is what we got here. ...we don't need no stinkin' jails anyhoo!

Wonkette : Other Things We Are Mad About From 2005

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 15:43:01 +0000

1985. The year I met my ex. Sucky year indeed.

Wonkette : When Is The GOP Response To The State of the Union? When Is The Tea Party Response To The State of t

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 04:37:02 +0000

12 hours? It only took 12 minutes for the whole intertubes to be drowning in Marco's big gulp. http://vine.co/v/bvErIBTIzOj

Wonkette : Rand Paul Stomper Wants an Apology From Lady He Stomped, Of Course

Wed, 27 Oct 2010 19:25:41 +0000

too tough. Fed a diet of big macs and chewing tobacco. Free range redneck.

Wonkette : Rand Paul Coordinator Apologizing For Stomping Now, Is Summonsed

Tue, 26 Oct 2010 21:51:18 +0000

Doesn't Randy pack major heat? Are these wusses saying Randy can't defend himself from the podium against the butches? Or does he have a soft spot for blonde wigs?

Wonkette : Rand Paul Coordinator Apologizing For Stomping Now, Is Summonsed

Tue, 26 Oct 2010 21:23:08 +0000

especially being able to watch it in the House on C-Span. That capitol will be ROCKIN"

Wonkette : New Pals Scalia and Kagan Hang Out At Gun Range

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 19:24:08 +0000

" The witnesses, who got a very close look at the pair, say that the woman was the newest Supreme Court Justice." I suspect that his breasts are bigger than hers. But testicles, I'm not sure about. She could be hung like a horse.

Wonkette : Sharron Angle 'Shushes' Reporter

Sat, 23 Oct 2010 01:39:49 +0000

sssssssssssssh! I'm Sharon Angle and I approve this message. Get my wristband, please.

Wonkette : Missouri Man Displays Festive Lynched Black and KKK Ghost In Yard

Fri, 22 Oct 2010 12:14:16 +0000

Are there any Confederate Laws about flying Tattered Flags? That thing is an embarrassment to General Lee. And Daisy Duke isn't too happy either.

Wonkette : Juan Williams Fired For Admitting He Is Afraid of Flying Muslims

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 15:07:19 +0000

If they just wore matching "I'm with stupid" sweatshirts Juan would feel completely at ease.