en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1644670 Comments by axmxz http://wonkette.com/473187/bad-boy-chef-trotter-tony-bourdain-will-fry-up-dick-cheneys-skull-and-sodomize-him-with-it#IDComment364660082 Unless you're a German cannibal, no dick is good eats. Mon, 21 May 2012 23:12:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/473187/bad-boy-chef-trotter-tony-bourdain-will-fry-up-dick-cheneys-skull-and-sodomize-him-with-it#IDComment364660082 http://wonkette.com/473187/bad-boy-chef-trotter-tony-bourdain-will-fry-up-dick-cheneys-skull-and-sodomize-him-with-it#IDComment364652857 Dick is not good eats. Mon, 21 May 2012 22:58:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/473187/bad-boy-chef-trotter-tony-bourdain-will-fry-up-dick-cheneys-skull-and-sodomize-him-with-it#IDComment364652857 http://wonkette.com/468865/wonkette-bookmaker-which-cabinet-person-was-russian-spy-anna-chapman-trying-to-lady-bone#IDComment331151560 She is a real male spinner of woolen threads? Wed, 4 Apr 2012 00:34:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/468865/wonkette-bookmaker-which-cabinet-person-was-russian-spy-anna-chapman-trying-to-lady-bone#IDComment331151560 http://wonkette.com/468865/wonkette-bookmaker-which-cabinet-person-was-russian-spy-anna-chapman-trying-to-lady-bone#IDComment331150210 She was trying to get into his drawers. Wed, 4 Apr 2012 00:31:50 +0000 http://wonkette.com/468865/wonkette-bookmaker-which-cabinet-person-was-russian-spy-anna-chapman-trying-to-lady-bone#IDComment331150210 http://wonkette.com/466285/obama-hugs-black-guy#IDComment311480825 The real bombshell in the video is Barry himself. Can I get an amen? Thu, 8 Mar 2012 17:40:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/466285/obama-hugs-black-guy#IDComment311480825 http://wonkette.com/465649/fill-in-the-blank-john-mccain-says-u-s-should-_____-syria#IDComment308968900 Bombs are the aspirin of McCain's foreign policy. Mon, 5 Mar 2012 23:06:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/465649/fill-in-the-blank-john-mccain-says-u-s-should-_____-syria#IDComment308968900 http://wonkette.com/465511/tagg-romney-reveals-ironclad-new-proof-of-his-dads-coolness#IDComment306698679 You hep cats, you. Sat, 3 Mar 2012 01:26:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/465511/tagg-romney-reveals-ironclad-new-proof-of-his-dads-coolness#IDComment306698679 http://wonkette.com/465471/wingnut-michael-savage-weiner-breitbart-was-assassinated#IDComment306414331 Does Michael Savage moonlight on weekends as the meat in a two-donkey sandwich for $15 a bang? I’m asking a crazy question, but so what? We the people want an answer. This is not an ordinary man. If I don’t ask this question, I would be remiss. Fri, 2 Mar 2012 17:50:00 +0000 http://wonkette.com/465471/wingnut-michael-savage-weiner-breitbart-was-assassinated#IDComment306414331 http://wonkette.com/465411/joe-arpaio-said-something-so-important-that-cnn-broadcast-it-live#IDComment305860634 Yes. Why can't Obama give extra super-duper proofs no one else was asked for, and also, bitter butthurt, also. Fri, 2 Mar 2012 00:40:23 +0000 http://wonkette.com/465411/joe-arpaio-said-something-so-important-that-cnn-broadcast-it-live#IDComment305860634 http://wonkette.com/465411/joe-arpaio-said-something-so-important-that-cnn-broadcast-it-live#IDComment305859525 No probablies about it, he's definitely a pinko librul sharia promoting surrender monkey. Fri, 2 Mar 2012 00:38:20 +0000 http://wonkette.com/465411/joe-arpaio-said-something-so-important-that-cnn-broadcast-it-live#IDComment305859525 http://wonkette.com/464664/heres-some-sex-cartoon-of-the-devil-boning-rick-santorum-or-something#IDComment303398699 "Soon the 'Father of Lies' will take over the entire country." Herodotus 2012? Tue, 28 Feb 2012 05:00:54 +0000 http://wonkette.com/464664/heres-some-sex-cartoon-of-the-devil-boning-rick-santorum-or-something#IDComment303398699 http://wonkette.com/464172/fbi-breaks-up-latest-terrorist-plot-that-it-created#IDComment295367692 You can take it away - even though I know French passing well, the reflex to Google it proved impossible to fight. Sat, 18 Feb 2012 03:43:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/464172/fbi-breaks-up-latest-terrorist-plot-that-it-created#IDComment295367692 http://wonkette.com/464172/fbi-breaks-up-latest-terrorist-plot-that-it-created#IDComment295194574 Agents provocateurs FTW. Fri, 17 Feb 2012 23:00:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/464172/fbi-breaks-up-latest-terrorist-plot-that-it-created#IDComment295194574 http://wonkette.com/456056/sad-pimp-james-okeefe-mocked-by-his-interview-subjects-video#IDComment220447867 Wow. I am so stealing this. Fri, 11 Nov 2011 15:31:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/456056/sad-pimp-james-okeefe-mocked-by-his-interview-subjects-video#IDComment220447867 http://wonkette.com/455097/eric-cantor-wimps-out-on-speech-after-hearing-peasants-might-attend#IDComment210690800 And even faster than Marcus Bachmann towards a bathroom full of 'mos! Fri, 21 Oct 2011 22:22:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/455097/eric-cantor-wimps-out-on-speech-after-hearing-peasants-might-attend#IDComment210690800 http://wonkette.com/455097/eric-cantor-wimps-out-on-speech-after-hearing-peasants-might-attend#IDComment210690485 "The University of Pennsylvania was unable to ensure that the attendance policy previously agreed to could be met" = "Sorry little buddy, we couldn't even come up with enough brain-dead teabaggers to fill out the first front rows." Fri, 21 Oct 2011 22:21:52 +0000 http://wonkette.com/455097/eric-cantor-wimps-out-on-speech-after-hearing-peasants-might-attend#IDComment210690485 http://wonkette.com/455064/white-lady-cant-see-why-black-scarecrow-hanging-from-noose-is-racist#IDComment210640487 Let's see: generic teenager clothes, straight hair, brown 'Hi i'm a witch' face, and whitest hands and feet ever. I'm not sure I see a mock-lynching here. Just a very bizarre decoration. I'm guessing that if the face had matched the extremities in color, no one would've said a word. (Which is also fucked up, if you think about it.) Fri, 21 Oct 2011 19:43:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/455064/white-lady-cant-see-why-black-scarecrow-hanging-from-noose-is-racist#IDComment210640487 http://wonkette.com/455072/jackass-bankers-drop-insane-leaflets-on-protesters#IDComment210542759 It's not 2 million anything. You're in the top 1% if you make about $380,000. Fri, 21 Oct 2011 15:12:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/455072/jackass-bankers-drop-insane-leaflets-on-protesters#IDComment210542759 http://wonkette.com/455006/to-new-york-post-donated-beans-rice-is-food-for-a-king#IDComment210109286 Hobo beans a la king. Thu, 20 Oct 2011 15:08:38 +0000 http://wonkette.com/455006/to-new-york-post-donated-beans-rice-is-food-for-a-king#IDComment210109286 http://wonkette.com/454908/the-nyc-citibank-arrests-according-to-the-ows-videographer#IDComment209284162 I think I have a Citi card somewhere that is begging for closure. Tue, 18 Oct 2011 18:53:52 +0000 http://wonkette.com/454908/the-nyc-citibank-arrests-according-to-the-ows-videographer#IDComment209284162