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505 weeks ago @ Wonkette - CPAC Wingnuts Thrill T... · 0 replies · +2 points

Willie Aames is busy whining about his weight, being broke, and how Jesus doesn't love him anymore.

505 weeks ago @ Wonkette - CPAC Wingnuts Thrill T... · 0 replies · +2 points

If you mean "cult classic" in the way "The Room" or "Plan 9 From Outer Space" are cult classics, you may be on to something.

505 weeks ago @ Wonkette - CPAC Wingnuts Thrill T... · 1 reply · +2 points

"What turgid, witless, two-dimensional dialogue"

So this is The Phantom Menace?

505 weeks ago @ Wonkette - CPAC Wingnuts Thrill T... · 1 reply · +6 points

*(Gay escorts not included.)

505 weeks ago @ Wonkette - CPAC Wingnuts Thrill T... · 0 replies · +2 points

It's a CONSPIRUHSEE that these people aren't famous just because they're not LIE-BRALS!!!!

/head explodes

505 weeks ago @ Wonkette - CPAC Wingnuts Thrill T... · 0 replies · +4 points

You're getting confused with Passion Of The Christ.

505 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ron Paul Is President ... · 0 replies · +22 points

It takes a long time to get his hair like that.

505 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hey Look, We Voted In ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Wait, CPAC has instant-runoff voting?!?!?!

505 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ron Paul Is President ... · 0 replies · +26 points

THE PIZZA PRICE IS TOO DAMN HIGH

505 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ron Paul Is President ... · 1 reply · +17 points

In much the same way that Bombay Sapphire is a gin that vodka drinkers love, Gary Johnson is a Republican that progressives love.