Willie Aames is busy whining about his weight, being broke, and how Jesus doesn't love him anymore.
If you mean "cult classic" in the way "The Room" or "Plan 9 From Outer Space" are cult classics, you may be on to something.
"What turgid, witless, two-dimensional dialogue"
So this is The Phantom Menace?
*(Gay escorts not included.)
It's a CONSPIRUHSEE that these people aren't famous just because they're not LIE-BRALS!!!!
You're getting confused with Passion Of The Christ.
It takes a long time to get his hair like that.
Wait, CPAC has instant-runoff voting?!?!?!
THE PIZZA PRICE IS TOO DAMN HIGH
In much the same way that Bombay Sapphire is a gin that vodka drinkers love, Gary Johnson is a Republican that progressives love.