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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Crappy Retail Chain Lo... · 1 reply · +49 points

I think it shows the kind of strength I've come to expect from corporate America.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - The Best of Saturday's... · 1 reply · +7 points

Oh, please let Newt win the nomination! I just HAVE to hear the "christians" explain why he is more moral and upright than the President.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Roadside Redneck Scrab... · 1 reply · +9 points

Needs MO ABA.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Abandoned Loser Donald... · 0 replies · +27 points

When Michelle thinks your idea is dumb, it should say alot to you about your idea. Even if you are a Trump.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Why Is Elizabeth Warre... · 0 replies · +18 points

"Why Is Elizabeth Warren Doing So Well in Polls When Karl Rove Told Everyone To Hate Her?"

It's one of those questions that answers itself.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Newt Gingrich Needs Tw... · 0 replies · +8 points

Well, maybe it's not Newt making the demand. I mean, it could be Mrs. Newt....because would YOU want to share a bathroom with Newt? See where I'm goiing here? Marriage doesn't mean you have to share EVERYTHING, and I am sure that goes double if you woke up from a serious drunk and realized you married the Newt.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Plan-B Access Denied b... · 0 replies · +5 points

No wonder the teens are all turning ghey! No need for messy pills and stuff.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Boston Judge Rules Fre... · 1 reply · +10 points

What America Stands For

Nazis marching through a Jewish neighborhood - Protected free speech.
Protesting dirty and dishonest banks and business practices - A brutal assault demanding violent retribution.

If you disagree, maybe you need to be beaten too. Not too Hopey, huh?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Stephen Colbert Tricks... · 0 replies · +27 points

Corporations - Not people.
Soilent Green - People.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Nation Aghast As Obama... · 3 replies · +20 points

" was a place where a bunch of American soldiers were attacked by a bunch of Japanese soldiers these seventy years ago today."

I know history is not very important, I mean, compared to what you might be doing on your I-Thingy, or whatever, but really? Let's just say you watched a movie or something. You didn't notice that almost all of the dead were sailors? That most of them died on one ship, in a horrific explosion? Soldiers? Really? I wish I could snark, but I am a sailor, and I stood on that monument, and I just can't think of anything funny to say.