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Wonkette : Tea Party Loon Dave Brat: Socrates Would Want Us To Slash School Funding For Poor Kids

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 19:16:30 +0000

And nonetheless is incapable of agreeing his verb with their nouns. Is he even slightly embarrassed that he's criticizing the education of others, while displaying his own incapacity for learning and inadequacy to fulfill the office to which he was elected in the same sentence?

Wonkette : Federal Judge To Alabama: Do What I F*cking Said Already!

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 15:32:45 +0000

Ev'rybody loves th' justice. Boo, boo, boo.

Wonkette : Rick Santorum Hates Americans For Our Erotic Freedoms

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 02:34:33 +0000

Prolly the execution one. I mean, like, he was decapitated with a sword while being burned alive and flogged ten thousand times, but he kept on readin' his Bile! Testify, bro!

Wonkette : Creationists Name Neil deGrasse Tyson 'Censor Of The Year' For Cutting God From 'Cosmos'

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 01:26:57 +0000

Part 0: The Big Bang. Were You There? Huh?

Wonkette : Creationists Name Neil deGrasse Tyson 'Censor Of The Year' For Cutting God From 'Cosmos'

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 01:25:00 +0000

Or be ambiguous: C**tmas.[1] [1] we're using ant-style globbing, where one '*' means one letter, and two means as many as necessary. No, reeeelllly!

Wonkette : Oklahoma Runs Out of Varmints and People to Shoot, Turns to Flying Robots

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 15:48:45 +0000

So the mondegreen version would be "'Scuse me, while I shoot this guy"?

Wonkette : Idiot Atheist Murders Three Muslim Students In NC; Conservatives Are Greatest Victims

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 17:52:44 +0000

:-( Content note: I used to live across the street from the entrance to Finley Forest, on Barbee Chapel Road. I'm feeling really weird, distressed and depressed. Some content notes, though: the local online dishrag, the News and Observer (Noise and Disturber) says Finley Forest is near the UNC campus. Not really true, though it is in Chapel Hill, where just about everything is "near" UNC by the standards of reasonably large cities. Doktor Zoom says the shooter "almost immediately" turned himself in, but ... it's a twenty minute drive from Barbee Chapel Road to Pittsboro (which is in Chatham County), where he turned himself in. Most of Chapel Hill is in Orange County, but this little bit of it is in Durham County (which is why Hicks is being held in the Durham County jail, even though the Chapel Hill Police are investigating). Otherwise ... yeah. This is the story of a Responsible Gun Owner, bravely Standing His Parking Place. If it weren't so damned easy to get a gun in this state, then maybe he'd have started a fist fight or something, something that these folks could have run away from.

Wonkette : Creationists: Darwin Was Wrong And Unicorns Are Real

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 02:02:27 +0000

Blessed be her holy hooves!

Wonkette : Creationists: Darwin Was Wrong And Unicorns Are Real

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 02:01:48 +0000

How does he know Darwin was real? Was he there?!?!

Wonkette : Time To Lawyer Up, Texas Fetuses

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 17:21:34 +0000

"Dammit! You're getting blood all over everything! You're gonna have to clean that up yourself, I'm not doing it! Come on, come on, get the damned tampon out of the way and pee on the test stick!"

Wonkette : Obama To Ask Republicans' Permission To Bomb Ay-rabs, They Will Surely Love Him Now

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 17:00:09 +0000

Ow! I think you broke my brain. I need more coffee. Or to start drinking earlier today.

Wonkette : Obama To Ask Republicans' Permission To Bomb Ay-rabs, They Will Surely Love Him Now

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 16:52:00 +0000

Football? Hockey? Wait, I know, I know ... soccer! Right?

Wonkette : Jeb Bush's New Tech Genius Is Aware Of All Internet Traditions, Including Misogyny

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 16:31:14 +0000

And what happened to Amercia? Is this another repudiation of Mitt?

Wonkette : Study Shows HPV Vaccine Will Not Turn Your Daughters Into Whores

Mon, 9 Feb 2015 19:06:54 +0000

Well ... she got an injection. Does that count?

Wonkette : The Snake Oil Bulletin: Have Some Miracle Ginseng With No Ginseng

Sun, 8 Feb 2015 01:17:48 +0000

fnord

Wonkette : Excuse Us While We F*ck This Dolphin: Your Florida Roundup

Sun, 8 Feb 2015 00:32:46 +0000

And uterus-es. Uteri. You know whats. Because of course they are. Seeing any trends here, in terms of Things That Governments Ought To Regulate?

Wonkette : Scott Walker Dicking Over Everyone In Wisconsin, Will Definitely Run For President Now

Fri, 6 Feb 2015 23:21:46 +0000

Don't they grow asparagus in Wisconsin?

Wonkette : Who Are We Shooting This Week? Oh, It's Girl Scouts!

Fri, 6 Feb 2015 15:38:25 +0000

Think we could get the Darwin Awards people standing by, with a camera, and a funeral wreath?

Wonkette : Aaron Schock's Staffer Resigns To Spend More Time Being Racist Jerk On Facebook

Fri, 6 Feb 2015 01:51:44 +0000

Old Ben Cole was a grouchy old soul, And a racist asshole was he!

Wonkette : Glenn Beck: Science Is The Vatican, Anti-Vaxxers Are Galileo, I Am Still An Idiot

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 15:52:32 +0000

There is no such thing as gravity! The earth sucks!