I have been thinking about the way you started this comment for the past 6 days. "WELL, BERT". The name "BERT", the capitalization of letters, and the imagery produced by the "WELL,", create a wonderful trifecta. I'm not exaggerating, trolling or being sarcastic. I have just been thinking about "WELL, BERT" so much, and I don't really know why!

irresistible force meets immovable object