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481 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Liveblogging the Ames ... · 1 reply · +25 points

It's been 2 hours. Are you dead yet?

481 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Liveblogging the Ames ... · 4 replies · +17 points

I did it! I clicked on the Kortney link. I totally expected to see delicious animals in horrific conditions. I did not expect that the first image in that video would be a saggy, pompous Paul McCartney. Why couldn't they have started with Kortney deep throating that cucumber?

481 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Happy Friday Courtesy ... · 1 reply · +13 points

Negropolis, I really hope that's true. I would love nothing more than to see Detroit thrive. I grew up for the most part in the Great White Grosse Pointe, but with parent who actually let me (gasp) go into the city. My dad was a Detroit firefighter; my stepmom a headstart teacher. I first learned about Peruvian pipe music in Hart Plaza (my uncle also attempted to climb and subsequently fell off of the fountain/broke his leg at this same festival) I love that city. Don't give me false hope.

481 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox Nation Notices The... · 0 replies · +15 points

I will follow you, Ms. Limeylizzie, into the pit of hiphopdom to dance with the Negroes.

481 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Happy Friday Courtesy ... · 0 replies · +10 points

Herr Doktor, I will love you forever more for the Electric Boogaloo name. You are a god among doctors. And fish.

481 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Happy Friday Courtesy ... · 4 replies · +12 points

Because the world really needs more malls. That just bums me out. I keep trying to move back to MI (I know) and I've pretty much come to the conclusion that it's just not worth it.

481 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Happy Friday Courtesy ... · 8 replies · +11 points

Wait, what? There's no more State Fair in MI? I have such fond memories...

483 weeks ago @ Wonkette - South Carolina Launche... · 0 replies · +5 points

ok, a little ot, but did you know that amazon.com sells vibrators? I discovered that today when I was super bored at work. Then I bought one.

483 weeks ago @ Wonkette - South Carolina Launche... · 0 replies · +10 points

Am I going to hell because every time I see one of those stickers I think god, I hope so because if that fucking heart doesn't stop beating then they're doing it wrong? Yes, I am going to hell.

483 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Dunkin' Donuts Stock G... · 0 replies · +2 points

You don't happen to know where I can find one of these Victorian vaginal massage doctors, do you? Ah, fuck it. I've got a rabbit.