It's been 2 hours. Are you dead yet?
I did it! I clicked on the Kortney link. I totally expected to see delicious animals in horrific conditions. I did not expect that the first image in that video would be a saggy, pompous Paul McCartney. Why couldn't they have started with Kortney deep throating that cucumber?
Negropolis, I really hope that's true. I would love nothing more than to see Detroit thrive. I grew up for the most part in the Great White Grosse Pointe, but with parent who actually let me (gasp) go into the city. My dad was a Detroit firefighter; my stepmom a headstart teacher. I first learned about Peruvian pipe music in Hart Plaza (my uncle also attempted to climb and subsequently fell off of the fountain/broke his leg at this same festival) I love that city. Don't give me false hope.
I will follow you, Ms. Limeylizzie, into the pit of hiphopdom to dance with the Negroes.
Herr Doktor, I will love you forever more for the Electric Boogaloo name. You are a god among doctors. And fish.
Because the world really needs more malls. That just bums me out. I keep trying to move back to MI (I know) and I've pretty much come to the conclusion that it's just not worth it.
Wait, what? There's no more State Fair in MI? I have such fond memories...
ok, a little ot, but did you know that amazon.com sells vibrators? I discovered that today when I was super bored at work. Then I bought one.
Am I going to hell because every time I see one of those stickers I think god, I hope so because if that fucking heart doesn't stop beating then they're doing it wrong? Yes, I am going to hell.
You don't happen to know where I can find one of these Victorian vaginal massage doctors, do you? Ah, fuck it. I've got a rabbit.
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