Get Busy Like an Adult Film Star Comments

Biz Monkie

Sat, 21 May 2011 15:15:26 +0000

They're called "condoms". Also, "blowjobs". Or, if she's in to it, "anal".

Madfall

Fri, 20 May 2011 21:45:22 +0000

Tracking down everyone in my sexual history would require a hypnotist, divining rod, google maps and the services of a Medium, sadly.

MattyMcboy

Fri, 20 May 2011 21:11:16 +0000

I don't bother with all of that. I just have Caveat Emptor tattooed down the shaft of my penis.

Shorter Dolemite

Fri, 20 May 2011 21:08:35 +0000

I cannot post another stand alone comment on this thread but I might be able to reply to my own.

pssshwhatever

Fri, 20 May 2011 20:50:20 +0000

Totally kind of famous.

MyNameIsChris

Fri, 20 May 2011 20:43:41 +0000

In the ear. That's how straight sex works. Don't let anybody tell you different.

MyNameIsChris

Fri, 20 May 2011 20:35:14 +0000

My "friend" enjoys your "friend's" work a lot. Just sayin'.

MyNameIsChris

Fri, 20 May 2011 20:33:44 +0000

I wish there were more leather condoms in porn, but that could just be because I have a strong fetish for 15th century Dutch traders.

DogsOfWar

Fri, 20 May 2011 20:31:46 +0000

Not that I ever watch any porn, but Randy Spears is kind of famous.

Dürer's Rhino

Fri, 20 May 2011 20:26:39 +0000

I guess it might be different for a guy. I know condoms will never be popular no matter what spin gets put on them, but as far as I'm concerned safe is sexy. If I was sexxxin' with someone newish, nothing would happen unless there were condoms in play.

Shorter Dolemite

Fri, 20 May 2011 20:24:54 +0000

To this day I am still somewhat astounded that heterosexual pornographic performers do not wear condoms, but then again only on the vaguest theoretical level can I actually comprehend heterosex in any guise. You are telling me my penis should go where, exactly?

deleted5993187

Fri, 20 May 2011 20:20:50 +0000

Go anal. Problem solved.

APieceoftheContinent

Fri, 20 May 2011 20:19:39 +0000

Randy Spears. Te he he.

Thunderclees

Fri, 20 May 2011 20:13:10 +0000

I've been seeing a girl casually who's not on the pill, and it freaks my shit out to the point of flaccitude. I'm a little out of ideas...

deleted9095076

Fri, 20 May 2011 20:08:31 +0000

True fact: one of my buddies from elementary school became a porn star - Victoria Lindow aka Danielle Rogers. Married some guy who was also a porn star named Randy Spears. Let's just say her very Catholic family did not approve of her career choice. Not a porn watcher -- any of those who are know her?

deleted5993187

Fri, 20 May 2011 20:06:48 +0000

I wish there was some slang to ask someone if they are clean. It is such an awkward thing to ask. Though even more awkward is the "uhhhh I know I should have asked you this earlier, but you're clean and on the pill, right?"

deleted5993187

Fri, 20 May 2011 20:05:04 +0000

I really do prefer porn that doesn't have condoms. I want porn to (somewhat) reflect my dark and twisted fantasies, and nothing in my spank bank includes me wearing a condom.

deleted7522867

Fri, 20 May 2011 19:49:45 +0000

Agreed. If they're going to act anyway, may as well do it an encourage others at the same time.

Jenna

Fri, 20 May 2011 19:39:05 +0000

"Is it easier than tracking down every person in your sexual history (if you remember them) and telling them that you tested positive for some bug? You bet." Good stuff, DQ.

Dürer's Rhino

Fri, 20 May 2011 19:24:38 +0000

I honestly wish there was more conspicuous condom use in porn.