Ghost Stories Open Thread Comments

deleted3903636

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 04:40:40 +0000

[youtube PT002Q8_rc4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT002Q8_rc4 youtube]

deleted3903636

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 04:31:22 +0000

What breed of dog is most lovely retarded and thus most likely to see a ghost? I nominate Golden Retrievers and King Charles Spaniels. [youtube qRrISZAF7lo&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRrISZAF7lo&feature=related youtube]

Death_By_SnuSnu

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 04:30:10 +0000

I'm just a dyslexic zombie-- looking for Brians.

Phlox✔

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 04:27:04 +0000

Here's a scary story! My 10 yr-old nephew (pretty much my only family) is coming to me for his Spring break. I went to book tickets online for Stomp which is playing at the fabulous Fox Theater here in St Louis while he's visiting. So I book two pretty good tickets, look at the total, and see that there is $60+ added for surcharges and 'handling'. The theater is less than 2 miles away, so I guess I'll be heading down there tomorrow. If you buy them in person, there are NO surcharges and I'll be able to pick my seat (as it were). Has anyone seen Stomp? I know it's been around forever and I'm pretty sure a 10 yr-old kid would love it.

pssshwhatever

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 04:15:21 +0000

GI, I'm not even kidding when I say that the video about the Denver Airport from the last round of conspiracy theories actually scared the shit out of me. I texted my best friend in Denver to ask him about it and all he said back was, "That's an awkward question...why?" and then didn't say anything to my response. For about 30 seconds, I was convinced he was part of the New World Order. But then I remembered that he's Jewish and that probably meant he wasn't. He later explained that he thought I had spontaneously arrived at the Denver Airport, based on my question, which probably would have seriously pissed his girlfriend off, since they were in the middle of a date.

deleted2368887

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 04:08:56 +0000

[youtube VaUP6nCzorw&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaUP6nCzorw&feature=related youtube] (jump to 6:30) HE PERMED ME!

Fingies!

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 04:01:26 +0000

Have we discussed the fact that Gawker has a help wanted ad up for writers, editors, and illustrators? So who's leaving? John? Adrian?

deleted7439331

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 03:56:55 +0000

Yeah, it's a spooky night for the Gooch. I really have to stop playing Dead Space 2 at night. That shit makes me jumpy for an hour or two after playing it. I'm adding some levity by watching The Film Crew on Hulu+.

pssshwhatever

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 03:53:13 +0000

Pssst. Hey everyone. Chris Rock special on Comedy Central in half an hour. I knew that staying home to get rid of the last of my cold was the correct decision for tonight. [youtube 53hXBg-U-ac&feature=channel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53hXBg-U-ac&feature=channel youtube]

deleted7522867

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 03:46:56 +0000

Oh boy. I know this will come back to haunt me when I run for City Dog Catcher but let me preface it with the fact that I have been drinking cheap wine and didn't eat much today. If push comes to shove, I will claim that I was trying to change my tire on the side of the road when I kidnapped, fed drugs and made to post stories on Crasstalk. Here goes: I SAW the Phoenix lights. I remember it very clearly. I was standing on my 3-floor patio, TOTALLY SOBER. It was a stunningly beautifully clear and still night. I looked to the southeast and saw 3 red lights, absolutely still in the sky. I continued watching for a few minutes and called out to my roommate that I saw something. When she responded, I turned and went inside. Naturally, when I came back outside, they were gone. I know there were many sightings and I have no reason to think that the lights were planes or weather balloons or some such nonsense. I wish the videos weren't made out to be made by weirdos but if you look it up, what they show is 100% consistent with what I saw. Second story (still drunk posting): I was in the Grand Hotel in Bisbee, Arizona. It's an old mining town with many ghost stories. The Grand is a quaint bed and breakfast and there are a few ghosts who reside there. I was asleep and not drunk and woke in the middle of the night to see a lighted form near the ceiling above me. It was defined in the shape of a woman in a dress. She floated there for some time and finally I closed my eyes and went back to sleep. So that's it, kids. If you tell anyone that I said this, I will deny it and provide the explanation cited in paragraph 1 of this post. Ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies.

deleted4165898

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 03:45:45 +0000

The NBA hosted a celebrity All-Star game that I somehow forced myself to watch. Justin Bieber shoots the basketball from his hip and somehow threw a perfect lob pass to Master P's kid. Also, Michael Rappaport was talking shit to him the whole time.

deleted1680976

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 03:37:32 +0000

Oh hi, night riders. Champagne and brownies, anyone?

Lucky

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 03:31:02 +0000

Where is Uncle Billy when you need him? (Seriously, I don't have enough Uncle Billy in my life since the decline and fall of the Dentonian Empire.)

muppet_baby

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 03:25:47 +0000

THEN WHO WAS COMMENT??!

coffee and cigs

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 03:24:00 +0000

<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgmdnnG32K1qffjoxo1_500.jpg"> I want both of them.

Bad Karma

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 03:21:53 +0000

In keeping with the paranormal theme, back issues of Weekly World News are now available at Google Books! http://books.google.com/books?id=5vQDAAAAMBAJ&... <img src="http://oi55.tinypic.com/2j0b72a.jpg">

deleted3903636

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 03:18:47 +0000

What is it about coming to America that makes people's children stop believing in ghosts?

deleted3029342

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 03:18:25 +0000

I honestly CANNOT get enough coverage of Reptilians and the Humans Who Love Them. The book will tell about my reptilian encounters, a subject that very few women are prepared to go public with or speak openly about. I praise the courage of the few that already have - and endured public ridicule as a result. Reptilians are not a politically correct species in the UFO community, and to admit to having sex with one - much less enjoying it - is beyond the pale as far as the more conservative members of that community are concerned. Sexxxxy!

sharempants

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 03:15:32 +0000

I saw a ghost once.

deleted7247276

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 03:04:04 +0000

I've been gone aaaalllll day! What have I missed?