<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0">	<channel>		<title>This Woman Will Slap You in the Face for $350 Comments</title>		<language>en-us</language>		<link>http://crasstalk.com/2012/10/this-woman-will-slap-you-in-the-face-for-350/</link>		<description>Comments from This Woman Will Slap You in the Face for $350</description><item>
<title>DogsOfWar</title><link>http://crasstalk.com/2012/10/this-woman-will-slap-you-in-the-face-for-350/#IDComment470301811</link><description>It has the same effect. I see faceless women walking and driving around all over town. </description><pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2012 00:42:57 +0000</pubDate><guid>http://crasstalk.com/2012/10/this-woman-will-slap-you-in-the-face-for-350/#IDComment470301811</guid></item><item>
<title>GloriousShoes</title><link>http://crasstalk.com/2012/10/this-woman-will-slap-you-in-the-face-for-350/#IDComment470255345</link><description>One of my mom&amp;#039;s biggest concerns in moving to Africa was that she would tan and wrinkle.  She spent 65 years avoiding the sun so as not to age. </description><pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2012 23:27:19 +0000</pubDate><guid>http://crasstalk.com/2012/10/this-woman-will-slap-you-in-the-face-for-350/#IDComment470255345</guid></item><item>
<title>ManchuCandidate</title><link>http://crasstalk.com/2012/10/this-woman-will-slap-you-in-the-face-for-350/#IDComment470244239</link><description>Sun Burqa? </description><pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2012 23:05:55 +0000</pubDate><guid>http://crasstalk.com/2012/10/this-woman-will-slap-you-in-the-face-for-350/#IDComment470244239</guid></item><item>
<title>enesbit15</title><link>http://crasstalk.com/2012/10/this-woman-will-slap-you-in-the-face-for-350/#IDComment470221301</link><description>Thanks, Dogs!  *grabs wallet*  *heads to ATM* *catches bus to Geary* </description><pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2012 22:22:23 +0000</pubDate><guid>http://crasstalk.com/2012/10/this-woman-will-slap-you-in-the-face-for-350/#IDComment470221301</guid></item><item>
<title>DogsOfWar</title><link>http://crasstalk.com/2012/10/this-woman-will-slap-you-in-the-face-for-350/#IDComment470173065</link><description>On a regular basis I see women trying to maintain or bring about this ageless Asian skin phenomenon. This is done primarily with large hats and face visors. I&amp;#039;m not sure how widespread this face visor trend is but it&amp;#039;s not exactly a good look. This one is in gray/black but I see green more often. &amp;lt;img src=&amp;quot;http://www.sungrubbies.com/Web%20images/SolarHat-UV-Protection-Visor-Detail4.jpg&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;/img&gt; </description><pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2012 20:53:31 +0000</pubDate><guid>http://crasstalk.com/2012/10/this-woman-will-slap-you-in-the-face-for-350/#IDComment470173065</guid></item><item>
<title>ManchuCandidate</title><link>http://crasstalk.com/2012/10/this-woman-will-slap-you-in-the-face-for-350/#IDComment470170224</link><description>[youtube Aoac_ss0lsw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aoac_ss0lsw youtube] Ah Coupling (the good UK version.)  You can slap, moisturize and do whatever but it isn&amp;#039;t going to stop how your skin ages.  My mom is one of those ageless Asians (early 70s, but looks like she&amp;#039;s in her late 40s) blessed with almost flawless skin.  Just genetics.  Of her two kids, I was the one who inherited it (to my sister&amp;#039;s disgust.)  In one of my two TV appearances (for a Canada City game show), I was sent to makeup and the makeup lady put a powder puff to my forehead and said that&amp;#039;s it.  I was surprised.  She said that if everyone had skin like mine then she would be out of a job.  I laughed.  She looked at me seriously and told me that models would skin me alive for skin like mine.  I didn&amp;#039;t laugh.  No man really should hear that.   An ex of mine asked me how I take care of my skin.  She nearly cried when I said just soap and water and when I was young and stupid how I shaved my face with cold water. </description><pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2012 20:48:49 +0000</pubDate><guid>http://crasstalk.com/2012/10/this-woman-will-slap-you-in-the-face-for-350/#IDComment470170224</guid></item><item>
<title>DogsOfWar</title><link>http://crasstalk.com/2012/10/this-woman-will-slap-you-in-the-face-for-350/#IDComment470162640</link><description>It&amp;#039;s just crazy enough to work. </description><pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2012 20:36:16 +0000</pubDate><guid>http://crasstalk.com/2012/10/this-woman-will-slap-you-in-the-face-for-350/#IDComment470162640</guid></item><item>
<title>Jenna</title><link>http://crasstalk.com/2012/10/this-woman-will-slap-you-in-the-face-for-350/#IDComment470156195</link><description>I sympathize with alot of crazy beauty treatments and the measures people take to &amp;quot;even skin tone&amp;quot;, rid themselves of wrinkles and sagging and jowls, acquire &amp;quot;nice&amp;quot; tits.  I really do. And I know running my fingers under my eyes when I wake up helps get the circulation going and drains some of the fluid that&amp;#039;s pooled overnight, so I won&amp;#039;t fully discredit physical manipulation.   But I&amp;#039;d still like to know where and how this woman thought, &amp;quot;Hey, I can reasonably charge people $350 for this.&amp;quot; I can slap my own face, damn it.   Here&amp;#039;s another video testifying to the method. [youtube ivM8nUmfxN4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivM8nUmfxN4 youtube] </description><pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2012 20:25:29 +0000</pubDate><guid>http://crasstalk.com/2012/10/this-woman-will-slap-you-in-the-face-for-350/#IDComment470156195</guid></item>	</channel></rss>