en-us http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/ Comments from The Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Curl Up and Dye Edition http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment356080750Ugh. Just watch. The bored room (hee) will take up the entire final hour. He'll call in random past Apprenti from the audience whom we've long since stopped caring about. Mon, 7 May 2012 22:35:57 +0000http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment356080750 http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment356066228Wiki says there's two more episodes left, which means I'll be doing the finale. Mon, 7 May 2012 22:06:11 +0000http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment356066228 http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment356038393I would rather have Teresa,Lisa, or Aubrey than Arsenio or Clay any day. Mon, 7 May 2012 21:04:23 +0000http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment356038393 http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment356037268JOHN RICH IS AWFUL. The whole tooting of his own horn is uber annoying. PLUS, when he was on the show he was the one that honed in on the whole Project Manager is responsible for all failings thing, it got to be so annoying. I know they are project managers or whatever but gimme a break. Mon, 7 May 2012 21:02:02 +0000http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment356037268 http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment356027662Nice job, Rowen. I really thought he'd keep Teresa around for the fake interviews, just for shits and giggles. I have taken to watching this show On Demand when I'm not recapping. It's only one hour and twenty-eight minutes, and it's GLORIOUS. So how are they proceeding with three people? Is it a final three finale? Honestly, I'm just trying to figure out which one of us is doing the finale. I'm sure it'll be me and it's gonna be three hours - the two hour task and a one hour live show. Is it too early to start crying? Mon, 7 May 2012 20:42:14 +0000http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment356027662 http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment355995577Let's see. Teets is gone for sure. Arsenio or Clay? Hmmm. Arsenio is an OK player but Clay seems to have more gumption when it comes time to speak for himself. OK, I can see it -- Kool Aid Hurr versus Clay Gayken. Will Clay kill her with niceness? Will Aubrey self-implode in a cloud of bitchiness? I can see Clay winning this simply because Aubrey's ideas backfired in almost every challenge. Also, will her team (picked from the previously eliminated apprentii) sabotage her as payback for her bitchery? Finally, did you notice that Clay's face is not so swollen anymore? He's starting to look less like the puppet from Saw and more like a young man. Why someone that young had plastic surgery, I have no idea. Mon, 7 May 2012 19:31:01 +0000http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment355995577 http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment355934821I realized that later, but it was late and I wasn't able to make the Nina Garcia joke I wanted to. I forgot that she didn't work for Elle anymore and was just generally confused and the joke wouldn't come out right. Mon, 7 May 2012 17:21:09 +0000http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment355934821 http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment355932149I FUCKING HATED IT WITH ALL OF MY BEING. Ok, first of all, I actually do listen to country music and had NO FUCKING CLUE who this douche was. THEN when he started going on and on about how he was always jumping up and down to be PM and brought in ONE MILLION DOLLARS, I wanted to reach through the TV and slap him. I'm not sure how Clay kept his composure, cause I was sure he was going to lose it. I think it'll be Clay, and it'll be the Young People/Ginger Fight! Mon, 7 May 2012 17:17:02 +0000http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment355932149 http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment355931075I can barely sit through it. I got SOOO excited when I thought it was going to be an hour and a half episode. I almost threw things at the TV when I realized it wasn't. Mon, 7 May 2012 17:15:21 +0000http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment355931075 http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment355886050Thanks for writing this Rowen - I can't sit through the show at all anymore - to boring. I was also hoping for a Lisa/Aubry finale...but based on the commercials, I think its Aubry and I don't know who else. Mon, 7 May 2012 15:42:12 +0000http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment355886050 http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment355880830I am so glad I'm not the only one who caught the "this looks like an interview but it's really just me telling you how fabulous I am" foolishness. I am also sad that Lisa was eliminated because I really wanted to see her and Kool Aid Hurr go for each others' throats. Who else can stand up to Aubrey's bulldozer tactics? Mon, 7 May 2012 15:31:36 +0000http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment355880830 http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment355876970But...Patty Hearst is William Randolph Hearst's granddaughter so, kinda, yeah, Patty Hearst. I was sad to see Lisa go. I was really hoping for a Lisa/Aubrey showdown. I think it's going to wind up being a Clay/Aubrey showdown. This year's final two will be a battle for the young. Mon, 7 May 2012 15:24:03 +0000http://crasstalk.com/2012/05/the-celebrity-apprentice-recap-curl-up-and-dye-edition/#IDComment355876970