Project Runway All Stars Season One: Into The Woods Comments

deleted7185563

Mon, 9 Jan 2012 15:45:30 +0000

I'm afraid Isaac is going to take "unresolved" and pound it into the ground. I did like him saying "darhling, that cut out in the back looks more like it was gnawed out." Titter titter tee hee!

Marsha_Dymes

Sat, 7 Jan 2012 08:07:32 +0000

What I didn't like, besides the fact that Rami has yet to take my hand in marriage, is that the critiques of the bottom three were virtually indistinguishable from the critiques of the top three. Sweet P's dress was literally a rag! Did anyone come out to say that? No... it was "a little unresolved." "Don't second guess yourself! Trust your instincts!" No... take that dress out behind the Limelight, light it on fire and put it out of its misery. Where is Miss Kors and her similes? Also, I loved the look on Eliza's model's face, "I'm going to spend all season wearing this shit?" Anyway, Anita, I too am looking forward to your outrageous commentary!

TurdHurtler

Fri, 6 Jan 2012 23:06:47 +0000

Was the Loreal makup gun set on "Whore?" [youtube HPpCvM1EVKE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPpCvM1EVKE youtube] Sorry about the poor quality of the video.

deleted7185563

Fri, 6 Jan 2012 21:44:11 +0000

You're too kind. I have a feeling that once some of the floozies are shown the door, things will get more interesting.

deleted7185563

Fri, 6 Jan 2012 21:43:29 +0000

They committed one of my cardinal sins in the first runway show -- they threw up a HUGE graphic that took over the bottom third of the screen and put the designer's name in it. Ya know what that means? That means all we can see is the model's head. Whatta buncha maroons! And yes, the re-flex-flex-flex-flex video editing style really is dated, isn't it?

DorothyBarker

Fri, 6 Jan 2012 21:34:38 +0000

Brilliant Miss Anita! Indeed, about a thousand times more entertaining than the show, which, without Rami's, erm....pulchritudinous attributes (I mean, come ON he's so fucking cute I can't stand it) was kind of a dull blur. I HATED the way they shot both runway shows. It's not a 1980s music video-- STOP CUTTING; I actually would like a chance to LOOK at the clothes. And the also-ran quality of it all--the contestants, the judges, Joanna "I'm not even Nina" Coles--made me feel a little depressed, like chasing a bag of Hydrox cookies with an RC cola at Rye Playland... But of course, I'll watch the damn thing...

Cunning_Linguist

Fri, 6 Jan 2012 21:32:34 +0000

Indeed, though I feel fairly certain that someone surprising is going to slip through the cracks.

DaisyWalker

Fri, 6 Jan 2012 20:00:38 +0000

Brilliant write-up, as usual, Miss A. I'm so esscited about this season!

deleted7185563

Fri, 6 Jan 2012 19:42:33 +0000

I think she was flummoxed by Rami. Wouldn't you be?

deleted8319393

Fri, 6 Jan 2012 19:23:35 +0000

Yeah I can't forget Miss Austin, but that thing she made last night...I dunno.

deleted7185563

Fri, 6 Jan 2012 19:06:18 +0000

Michael and Lady Gaga Wannabe April are for sure flotsam, and Sweet P and Gordon and Miss Sugarbaker are jetsam. If Muh Fuh Mila would ever and I mean EVER stop doing color blocking (where did she find colorblocked sheets of plastic at the 99 cent store?) she might have a snowflake's chance in hell. Austin can still swoop in ~~and steal my heart~~ and win this thing.

deleted7185563

Fri, 6 Jan 2012 19:03:26 +0000

Elisa Wo-Moon Spitting Wolf, that's the one. "My clients pay me to bless them." Sure they do, honey. Suuuuure they doooo....

deleted7636219

Fri, 6 Jan 2012 18:59:49 +0000

What's-her-name should've been sent home as soon as she offered to spit on the person who is not Tim Gunn.

deleted8319393

Fri, 6 Jan 2012 18:43:41 +0000

Doesn't it feel like so many of these contestants are just driftwood to brush aside? Mondo v Rami showdown would be epic.