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317 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wingnuts Fight For Sac... · 0 replies · +2 points

Of course, they do! Now just take the hand of the nice lady angel and she'll take you back to your room, tuck you in and give you your goodnight kiss. And don't forget to take ALL your pills tonight, Mr. J., you know they are for your own good.

317 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wingnuts Fight For Sac... · 0 replies · +6 points

Or as my xtian cleric male parent put it, "... goddamned kids!" Uh, gee, thanks for the PTSD, dad.

317 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Governor Conso... · 1 reply · +7 points

I have been advocating for a legislature-by-lottery for, oh 15-20 years. The largest plurality reaction has been "I wouldn't/couldn't/shouldn't do it," followed by, "Meh." Really puts a damper on what little enthusiasm I can generate for the future of homo sapiens.

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Idiot Thinks C... · 0 replies · +2 points

May I have permission to use this? If so, do you want attribution?

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Bad Mommy Says Swear I... · 0 replies · +3 points

She probably did feel REAL BAD, but with the Xtian forgiveness/absolution/redemption/grace/get-out-of-guilt card available for the asking, it was very temporary.

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Bad Mommy Says Swear I... · 1 reply · +5 points

Nah, Ivory. Lifebuoy makes you go blind.

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Robin Williams Probabl... · 0 replies · +3 points

'Cept maybe One L's hubby.

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Robin Williams Probabl... · 0 replies · +5 points

Meanwhile, the beatings will continue until your morale improves.

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Robin Williams Probabl... · 0 replies · +4 points

Only in human years. In the cosmic scheme of things, he's just learning to walk.

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Robin Williams Probabl... · 0 replies · +3 points

I knew there must have been a compelling reason for that "Death Metal" album. Now we know the dark, dark truth: it was part of his contract with Beelzebub.