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worseforless

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6 years ago @ The Toast - Why Everyone Is Attrac... · 0 replies · +10 points

plenty of good forearms from all kinds! i was just trying to keep the exact quote.

6 years ago @ The Toast - Why Everyone Is Attrac... · 3 replies · +121 points

You could replace every usage of "barista" with "bartender" and "coffee shop" with "bar" and it would still be devastatingly accurate.

Also, to quote my friend Carrie, "forearms are men's cleavage."

6 years ago @ The Toast - Additional Love Languages · 3 replies · +131 points

In lieu of your "Willing To Pretend Not To Be Annoyed Ever," I recall my favorite/worst break-up story I have ever heard, in which my friend Joel broke up with his college girlfriend by asking, "I mean, I'm sure I annoy you as much as you annoy me, right?" A No-Love Language, if you will.

6 years ago @ The Toast - Movie Yelling With Jay... · 0 replies · +24 points

oh that NICOLE 4 EVA tattoo is quite "real"

6 years ago @ The Toast - Movie Yelling With Jay... · 1 reply · +26 points

I only knew this movie in high school as "the one where Reese Witherspoon gets finger-banged on a roller coaster," because all of my sex-crazed friends (not me! Camp Prude 4ever. Or until I was 19.) were obsessed with it, much like the also bad-sex-ideas-to-practice-IRL, 69ing and intense shower sex.

(i finally saw it when I was 30 because of that pitch-perfect It's Always Sunny reference to the chest punching.)

6 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About Our F... · 0 replies · +15 points

Yeah, I pretended to be a 24 year old named Bek dating a guy named Danny who was in the army on the X-Files Official Fox Mulder Board. I made Bek and Danny flirt on the board. SO MUCH SPARE TIME BACK THEN.

6 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About Our F... · 1 reply · +12 points

I also remember printing out Television Without Pity recaps of The Real World Boston and Seattle and reading them in the car on long road trips to and from Central Oklahoma to Central Missouri. (Janice and Lindsay BFFs forever).

6 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About Our F... · 1 reply · +32 points

AOL Instant Messanger 1996

Username BrianKcksButt (some dude): Hey
Username MulderGrrl84 (me): Hi
BrianKcksButt: ash?
MulderGrrl84: 14,f, 5'6" (lies, I was 12)
MulderGrrl84: What bands do u like?
BrianKcksButt: The Offspring, No Doubt
MulderGrrl84: I like No Doubt 2! :)
BrianKcksButt: Wanna cyber?
::MulderGrrl84 has logged off::

6 years ago @ The Toast - Things I Have Mistaken... · 0 replies · +26 points

"Both drunk and in an expansive mood at the same time" is actually how I've gained most of my friends, although there is a certain culling like "Oh no, turns out this person it terrible and I was just lonely and didn't want to go back to my one bedroom apartment," (I'm emotionally promiscuous if not physically so.)

Anyway, it's wound up a 1 Terrible Person: 1 Good Friend ratio.

6 years ago @ The Toast - How To Really Make Fri... · 0 replies · +98 points

"Spending lots of time with the same people will strengthen your relationships with them, so if you keep running into that one coworker you hate, sorry, she’s your best friend now!"

Uuuuugh, I knew Courtney from Construction would figure out a way to invite me to her wedding.