gdp's Comments

Wonkette : Josephine County, Oregon: Your New Libertarian Paradise!

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:55:44 +0000

Your words make sense, but your sarcastic tone does not. I've frequently been to Josephine County, and, well, if you thought that was a joke solution, that's the actual solution people are coming up with down there. Install. Fucking. Gates.

Wonkette : Stop! You're Under Arrest For Being A Gay Homosexual Lesbian in Florida

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:52:59 +0000

The worst air quality outside of LA and NYC can be found along interstate 70 in gas-producing regions. I should know - I've driven through the shit. Never saw smog in a high-altitude valley before.

Wonkette : Stop! You're Under Arrest For Being A Gay Homosexual Lesbian in Florida

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:49:52 +0000

I was gonna say.... but I was on my iphone and FUCK DISQUS ON MY PHONE

Wonkette : Stop! You're Under Arrest For Being A Gay Homosexual Lesbian in Florida

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:00:48 +0000

Hey, man, you CAN'T bag on Montana without bagging on Wyoming. If it weren't for the feds, that entire state would be a massive coal field.

Wonkette : Famous Austerity Economists: Just Because Our Data Is No Longer Operative Doesn't Mean We Were Wrong

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 19:02:01 +0000

Haha, you think capitalist economics is a science. You're cute.

Wonkette : Earnest Christian Teen Creates Awful Online 'Rap' Artifact That Will Haunt Her Life Forever

Wed, 6 Mar 2013 03:05:50 +0000

Hey, they also do weddings! http://www.youtube.com/user/ApoIogetics

Wonkette : Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Ping Pong Balls And Michelle Malkin

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 19:36:23 +0000

So, how's that state budget? Closed any parks lately?

Wonkette : GOP Finger-Pointing Blame-Gaming Everyone Possible (Obama) Over This Sequester Nonsense

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 23:36:18 +0000

Haha, I don't think you realize how much literally every county west of the Cascades depends on federal largesse because a guy named Weyerhauser successfully gamed the land grant system and totally hosed non-logging development west of the Cascades. Now the federal government subsidizes about half of the county budgets because we're out of trees to cut down.

Wonkette : Eric Cantor, Rest Of Cavalry, Put Hammer Down On Injuns Prosecuting White Men For Beating Their Squa

Fri, 7 Dec 2012 21:46:32 +0000

came back to post this :[

Wonkette : Auto Draft

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 21:38:34 +0000

Yeah, I can't stop listening to that track either. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lIqNjC1RKU (Killer Mike - Reagan)

Wonkette : WSJ Spews Bunch of Racist Garbage in Defense of Romney’s Racist Garbage

Wed, 8 Aug 2012 22:29:19 +0000

The ship was a signals intelligence ship. They were parked off the Gaza Strip and recorded radio traffic indicating there was a massacre occurring in Rafah. So Israel bombed them. Pretty simple!

Wonkette : Ice-T, Conservative Hero

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 20:18:43 +0000

Haha, he wants to keep his guns because he wants to defend himself against cops. That's pretty fucking gangster.

Wonkette : Louis Gohmert Claims 'FIRST' In World Comment Thread On Colorado Shootings

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 18:21:08 +0000

Dammit! Beaten by seconds.

Wonkette : Louis Gohmert Claims 'FIRST' In World Comment Thread On Colorado Shootings

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 18:20:38 +0000

Gohmert Pyle. That is all.

Wonkette : Louisiana Leading Way in Prison Privatization, Rest of U.S. Catching Up

Sun, 24 Jun 2012 17:50:07 +0000

I have it on good authority that Rachel Maddow has an intern combing through the poop and dick jokes for Real News®.

Wonkette : Poor George Zimmerman's Wife Just Cannot Catch A Break

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 22:59:18 +0000

There's a joke in here about a variety of fats and the Zimmerman pantry. Someone cleverer than I make one, please. Here's some starting points: Vegetable shortening Lard Bacon fat Butter Margarine Any other fat suggestions are welcome.

Wonkette : Parents! Your Teen May Be Using Drugs To Qualify For An Elite Party School

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 17:59:56 +0000

My parents were worried about stimulant abuse BEFORE the Times article. :smughipster:

Wonkette : We’re All Getting Rich On Mitt Romney’s First Day, Video Says

Sun, 20 May 2012 17:55:59 +0000

DID ALL OF YOU FREAKING MISS THAT MITT ROMNEY'S PAC IS CALLED "MITT ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT, INC"??!?!??! I'm feeling faint. Where are my smelling salts?

Wonkette : Meanwhile, In Congress, A Veritable Donnybrook Erupts Over Libations

Fri, 18 May 2012 19:26:13 +0000

Uh, HELLO, McGovern's district is Worcester, MA. Anyone not drinking from Worcester is automatically docked two Worcester Points (good towards urban decay and gang violence credits for your own hometown!)

Wonkette : Boston Globe Endorses Huntsman By Process of Mittlimination

Fri, 6 Jan 2012 17:23:48 +0000

In other news, nobody gives a FUCK about the Boston Herald. I remember stocking Heralds in a gas station and they were the only paper the distributor wouldn't take back.