Travis is still working out the kinks in the new comment format, DeWayne. All sorts of odd things have been happening today.

MJ, just to be clear, that wasn't Damon, it was me attempting to be sarcastic. Everybody knows Damon was lying about attending the Hookies, and the proof was he said he saw you when you were actually in Vegas. Sorry, didn't mean to upset you! You are in fantastic shape BTW! (Another attempt at humor.)

"Here are some new pics from this past weekend where I partyed in Vegas not in NYC like Damon wrote on that stupid and poorly designed website."

No MJ, I'm afraid you are mistaken about your whereabouts last Friday night. Don't you remember that strange-looking man in the Armani suit who was eyeing you? Oh wait -- I just checked that stupid, poorly designed site, and he's removed ALL mention of being at The Hookies!! Fancy that!!o.0

Now when you get settled in Vegas, I suggest you purchase a gym membership pronto, you've clearly been letting yourself go!

I am a dyed-in-the-wool Elton John fan, he is an amazing musician and an inspiration on many levels. I recently rented "Tantrums and Tiaras," the documentary filmed by David Furnish, and recommend it highly to any other fans out there. Many happy returns Sir Elton!