en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1679272 Comments by widestancehusband http://wonkette.com/529886/hero-heteros-fight-for-straight-rights-on-campus#IDComment725926284 How tastefully discrete! Thu, 26 Sep 2013 21:19:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529886/hero-heteros-fight-for-straight-rights-on-campus#IDComment725926284 http://wonkette.com/529886/hero-heteros-fight-for-straight-rights-on-campus#IDComment725914964 But, her boyfriend turned out not to be so straight after all, I'm guessing. Thu, 26 Sep 2013 20:46:52 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529886/hero-heteros-fight-for-straight-rights-on-campus#IDComment725914964 http://wonkette.com/529866/former-senator-alan-simpson-explains-lynne-cheney-is-a-filthy-liar#IDComment725900755 The thing I like best about this story is that for once, no one is trying to make her out to be the good half of the Cheney marriage. I hate those stories. Thu, 26 Sep 2013 20:07:49 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529866/former-senator-alan-simpson-explains-lynne-cheney-is-a-filthy-liar#IDComment725900755 http://wonkette.com/529857/wonkette-dc-partytime-excellent#IDComment725857044 Say, you know who else is attending (not the usual thing, but a thinly-veiled inquiry as to who else here will be there)? Thu, 26 Sep 2013 18:04:38 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529857/wonkette-dc-partytime-excellent#IDComment725857044 http://wonkette.com/529857/wonkette-dc-partytime-excellent#IDComment725853680 You just want to whisper 'It's a big fucking deal' directly into his ear, so he says, You're a bad kitty, aren't you.' Thu, 26 Sep 2013 17:55:07 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529857/wonkette-dc-partytime-excellent#IDComment725853680 http://wonkette.com/529857/wonkette-dc-partytime-excellent#IDComment725852638 The temptation is crowning. . . Thu, 26 Sep 2013 17:52:05 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529857/wonkette-dc-partytime-excellent#IDComment725852638 http://wonkette.com/529857/wonkette-dc-partytime-excellent#IDComment725852200 The temptation is growing. . . Thu, 26 Sep 2013 17:50:45 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529857/wonkette-dc-partytime-excellent#IDComment725852200 http://wonkette.com/529857/wonkette-dc-partytime-excellent#IDComment725851245 Will they also be $5 until 7 and do we get a choice of broiled or fried? Thu, 26 Sep 2013 17:48:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529857/wonkette-dc-partytime-excellent#IDComment725851245 http://wonkette.com/529857/wonkette-dc-partytime-excellent#IDComment725847261 I am experiencing strong temptation to attend. Thu, 26 Sep 2013 17:37:00 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529857/wonkette-dc-partytime-excellent#IDComment725847261 http://wonkette.com/529812/during-fake-filibuster-senators-dick-durbin-and-ted-cruz-derpbate-motel-maids-on-medicaid#IDComment725845811 Math is involved, so they are exempt from accountability. Thu, 26 Sep 2013 17:33:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529812/during-fake-filibuster-senators-dick-durbin-and-ted-cruz-derpbate-motel-maids-on-medicaid#IDComment725845811 http://wonkette.com/529812/during-fake-filibuster-senators-dick-durbin-and-ted-cruz-derpbate-motel-maids-on-medicaid#IDComment725845380 You'd think Cruz himself would have had time to bring that point up during his tantrum. Thu, 26 Sep 2013 17:31:30 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529812/during-fake-filibuster-senators-dick-durbin-and-ted-cruz-derpbate-motel-maids-on-medicaid#IDComment725845380 http://wonkette.com/529812/during-fake-filibuster-senators-dick-durbin-and-ted-cruz-derpbate-motel-maids-on-medicaid#IDComment725838486 I'd love for the Rs to just tell us already which state it is that sells this great insurance that we can't get now because Obamacare won't let us (ahem, exchanges). To hear them talk, there are fantastic free market opportunities in a secret location that we are forbidden to know about. Thu, 26 Sep 2013 17:11:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529812/during-fake-filibuster-senators-dick-durbin-and-ted-cruz-derpbate-motel-maids-on-medicaid#IDComment725838486 http://wonkette.com/529829/report-sad-bradlee-dean-has-no-more-ministry-maybe#IDComment725828130 Rev. Billy Libel! Thu, 26 Sep 2013 16:42:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529829/report-sad-bradlee-dean-has-no-more-ministry-maybe#IDComment725828130 http://wonkette.com/529820/ted-cruz-bravely-joins-senate-in-passing-bill-he-yammered-against-for-21-hours#IDComment725809759 Why, it's almost as if the whole thing was just a red meat toss and fund-driving jerk-off session and was never expected to accomplish anything. Thu, 26 Sep 2013 15:50:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529820/ted-cruz-bravely-joins-senate-in-passing-bill-he-yammered-against-for-21-hours#IDComment725809759 http://wonkette.com/529800/nice-time-george-hw-and-barbara-bush-attend-same-sex-wedding-in-maine#IDComment725801779 I think holding grudges damages one's soul in the end, but this is all just too damn cute and too damn soon and hell no, I am not letting go of this one yet. Thu, 26 Sep 2013 15:28:07 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529800/nice-time-george-hw-and-barbara-bush-attend-same-sex-wedding-in-maine#IDComment725801779 http://wonkette.com/529800/nice-time-george-hw-and-barbara-bush-attend-same-sex-wedding-in-maine#IDComment725798322 Thank you, BadKitty. It infuriates me to see the people who ran the whole marriage sanctity scam get their asses licked for 'evolving' (which is nothing more than realizing they lost, and are pandering for gay votes). We were thrown--and held--under the bus for political gain, and now they expect us to just dance and sing pretty for them when they do this crap. They should never be let off the hook for what they tried to do. Thu, 26 Sep 2013 15:18:08 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529800/nice-time-george-hw-and-barbara-bush-attend-same-sex-wedding-in-maine#IDComment725798322 http://wonkette.com/529800/nice-time-george-hw-and-barbara-bush-attend-same-sex-wedding-in-maine#IDComment725786595 Sorry, but this is not Nice Time at all, and I for one am sick to death of being expected to see it as such. The Bushes ran a presidential election by demonizing us to the point of attempting to alter the Constitution to enshrine me as second-class and a threat to humanity. Staged photo opps do nothing to amend for that. Ya'll need to stop slobbering over this man just because he's almost dead. Thu, 26 Sep 2013 14:46:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529800/nice-time-george-hw-and-barbara-bush-attend-same-sex-wedding-in-maine#IDComment725786595 http://wonkette.com/529795/larry-klayman-calls-for-march-on-white-house-to-arrest-president-also-demands-baseball-get-rid-of-dh-because-why-not#IDComment725781877 Years from now, we will all remember 2013's PissMoanWhinestock as a turning point in our political and cultural history and will mark the occasion by continuing to laugh at the photos of misspelled signs. Thu, 26 Sep 2013 14:31:55 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529795/larry-klayman-calls-for-march-on-white-house-to-arrest-president-also-demands-baseball-get-rid-of-dh-because-why-not#IDComment725781877 http://wonkette.com/529795/larry-klayman-calls-for-march-on-white-house-to-arrest-president-also-demands-baseball-get-rid-of-dh-because-why-not#IDComment725779597 Skippy, the Bush Kangaroo? [anybody recall that oldie?] Thu, 26 Sep 2013 14:25:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529795/larry-klayman-calls-for-march-on-white-house-to-arrest-president-also-demands-baseball-get-rid-of-dh-because-why-not#IDComment725779597 http://wonkette.com/529750/chris-wallace-wont-listen-to-the-voices-in-tucker-carlsons-head-telling-him-obamas-racist#IDComment725772826 It is so not right that I can only upfist that once--guffaw-inspiring! Thu, 26 Sep 2013 14:05:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529750/chris-wallace-wont-listen-to-the-voices-in-tucker-carlsons-head-telling-him-obamas-racist#IDComment725772826