You know she has a voice disorder, right? Spasmodic dysphonia. It's not like she likes sounding like that.
The really shocking thing is that this troll somehow got a woman to look at him. She must have been using a lot of fine blue meth.
Just went to the Amazon and Barnes & Noble sites to write a bad review of the book, which I have no intention of reading.
In other news, more Jon Hamm peen please!
Since the U.S. Postal Service will probably go under pretty soon, it's a good thing that we have a substitute expression for "going postal." Going Djandgo!
Yeah, so I thought why is everybody saying Gabby is making them cry? Then I clicked the link and listened to her. Dabbing tears now.
Barack, swiftly turning around, spotted his wife, Michelle, with a strong look of concern draped across her face.
"draped across her face"? What hilariously terrible writing! I assume you have a publishing contract.
They are super-cheap. The doorman at their residence on Park Ave said he has to load a lot of suitcases into their vehicles for their weekend trips to the Hamptons and they never tip him. At Christmas, they give him the going rate: $50. The Koch Bros are loathsome.
Hey, we have the same avatar! Zippy the Pinhead forever!