walterhwhite

walterhwhite

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343 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Watch Jimmy Carter Tak... · 1 reply · +3 points

You know she has a voice disorder, right? Spasmodic dysphonia. It's not like she likes sounding like that.

351 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tyrannical Virginia Ig... · 2 replies · +17 points

The really shocking thing is that this troll somehow got a woman to look at him. She must have been using a lot of fine blue meth.

361 weeks ago @ Wonkette - George Zimmerman Domes... · 0 replies · +9 points

Just went to the Amazon and Barnes & Noble sites to write a bad review of the book, which I have no intention of reading.

395 weeks ago @ Wonkette - General Petraeus Gives... · 2 replies · +8 points

In other news, more Jon Hamm peen please!

402 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fired LAPD Officer Goi... · 0 replies · +19 points

Since the U.S. Postal Service will probably go under pretty soon, it's a good thing that we have a substitute expression for "going postal." Going Djandgo!

403 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Your Lunchtime Cry-Tim... · 0 replies · +9 points

Yeah, so I thought why is everybody saying Gabby is making them cry? Then I clicked the link and listened to her. Dabbing tears now.

404 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Why Spend $17.95 On ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Barack, swiftly turning around, spotted his wife, Michelle, with a strong look of concern draped across her face.

"draped across her face"? What hilariously terrible writing! I assume you have a publishing contract.

405 weeks ago @ Wonkette - NRA President: Barack ... · 1 reply · +7 points

Ladies, if you want to kill someone, guns are no longer necessary:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/16/donna-la...

410 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Steven Crowder Tent-Ga... · 0 replies · +3 points

They are super-cheap. The doorman at their residence on Park Ave said he has to load a lot of suitcases into their vehicles for their weekend trips to the Hamptons and they never tip him. At Christmas, they give him the going rate: $50. The Koch Bros are loathsome.

410 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Senator Patrick Leahy ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Hey, we have the same avatar! Zippy the Pinhead forever!