gdp's Comments

Eat the Opposition : We have always been at war with peace.

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 07:35:46 +0000

That is a total reference to 1984. Next time Star Wars because I'm trying to forget how to read.

Eat the Opposition : Add me on facebook if you hate this post.

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 04:16:34 +0000

UH HUH! Trader Vics in Scottsdale! They serve it with a side of FUCK YEAH!

Kayla-UpsideDown : Do I look like the fucking Chiquita Banana lady to you?

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 05:37:00 +0000

Everyone knows that bananas are lame. Is Walmart too cheap for pineapples? WTF.

City Boy : I'll protect you from the drug cartel guys, RhiRhi

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 18:55:19 +0000

No no no, your friend is all wrong. Always pick the MOST serious topic and then argue the opposition side to reveal their absurdity and take that shit to the farthest possible ridiculous conclusion. One time I wrote a paper about Stem Cell Research and not only concluded that it would lead to a zombie apocalypse but also that god would cancel the rapture. I got an A. http://izzydelaverdad.blogspot.com/2008/09/stem-c...

Eat the Opposition : douche poo

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 02:11:04 +0000

Now TWO douchebags are in love with me. I'm a douche magnet. Hope its not contagious....

Kayla-UpsideDown : Can I interest you in a cup of joe?

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:27:45 +0000

I'm going to remember that because since I became a parent I am also the tooth fairy so now I have this creepy collection of teeth that I don't know what to do with and its just WEIRD. And kind of gross. Your mom is probably a genius who thought of the coffee thing just to avoid feeling like a serial killer with a tooth collection.

Eat the Opposition : I pulled the abortion card

Tue, 9 Mar 2010 19:49:11 +0000

I try to get as many abortions as I can.

City Boy : I got my teeth cleaned, yo

Wed, 3 Mar 2010 22:11:42 +0000

Here, here! Another couple weeks and you will be an actual surgeon. God Bless America.

More is Better : big brother, lip balm, and oh my god just let me unsubscribe already

Wed, 3 Mar 2010 22:09:39 +0000

So... what were you googling when you found that lip balm?

Eat the Opposition : Lime green is classy

Wed, 3 Mar 2010 06:32:41 +0000

okay I bite. Why do biology professors hate pre-med students?

City Boy : I got my teeth cleaned, yo

Tue, 2 Mar 2010 06:45:05 +0000

I believe the technical term for "suction tube thingy" is SPIT SUCKER. And my dad was a dentist, yo.

City Boy : If I still had my washboard abs, I'd be engaged today

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 06:39:39 +0000

This post is how my brain works all the time except faster. Don't worry. Your brain probably has washboard abs.