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7 years ago @ The Toast - Things Lucy Maud Montg... · 1 reply · +41 points

You can't summon the Murray Look; the Murray Look summons you.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Things Lucy Maud Montg... · 0 replies · +83 points

Well first you hide under the covers until someone comes looking for you.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +10 points

Gratitude is not poison, but resentment is. He's got it backwards.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +2 points

Think mojitos!

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +7 points

Don't go, girl, don't go! (To the wedding)

7 years ago @ The Toast - Passive-Aggressive Hym... · 1 reply · +9 points

My dad had a political parody of this, called Tricky Dick And His Pals, about Nixon, natch. I... Don't remember much about it, but I liked reading it and pretending I thought it was funny, even though I probably didn't get any of the references at the time.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Passive-Aggressive Hym... · 1 reply · +13 points

I remembered that too, but hadn't quite placed it. I was thinking of Eight Cousins, so, close!

7 years ago @ The Toast - Childhood Magic Spells... · 1 reply · +9 points

Well here it is, my entire childhood laid out in front of me.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Childhood Magic Spells... · 0 replies · +25 points

Good luck; I tried to summon him MONTHS ago for child care and he never even gave me a courtesy reply. V. unprofessional.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +9 points

Yes, breastfeed baby poop. Good thing you didn't kiss it, that baby was covered in POOOOOO...

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