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Wonkette : Extra Extra! Get Your 2015 Barack Obama State Of The Union Liveblog Here!

Wed, 21 Jan 2015 10:39:44 +0000

Indeed. Jindal is like a kid who set his own hair on fire then reaches for the twitter instead of the hose.

Wonkette : The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: There Goes Sarah Knowin' Stuff About Russia Again

Mon, 12 Jan 2015 14:28:14 +0000

I almost married one, barely got out alive. He was a master manipulator, just fucking evil.

Wonkette : The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: There Goes Sarah Knowin' Stuff About Russia Again

Sun, 11 Jan 2015 23:45:30 +0000

Spot on, did you date one too?

Wonkette : Disgraced Gen. Petraeus Might Go To Prison For Being A Sexytime SPY!

Sat, 10 Jan 2015 04:06:23 +0000

Kind of creepy how much they look alike.

Wonkette : Lindsey Graham Yells At Elizabeth Warren In Preview Of Alternate Universe Presidential Debate

Mon, 15 Dec 2014 21:23:49 +0000

Maybe President Obama could read the CRomnibus word for word on the TeeVee before he signs it.

Wonkette : Michigan House Protects Sacred Freedom To Tell Gays To Go To Hell

Mon, 8 Dec 2014 18:34:32 +0000

Didn't Jesus say something about praying in a closet?

Wonkette : It's A Nice Day For A Wonkette Wedding

Mon, 1 Dec 2014 05:03:59 +0000

So much natural beauty there, Congratulations! Restores my faith in love. Thanks for sharing!

Wonkette : Holiday Horror Stories: Tell Us Why Your Family Is THE WORST

Fri, 28 Nov 2014 11:42:27 +0000

I was at T-day at a former beau's grandmother's house years ago and he had a fundamentalist aunt from Cleveland. She was like a trip wire, so we were sort of careful what we said around her. I was washing dishes and she came to help me. I thought, oh boy, what can I talk about……oh ok…the weather, that's safe right???? It was an El Nino year and 70 degrees out so I said, "Well Thelma, what do think about this El Nino weather, isn't this something?" Her eyes got huge and she literally screeched, "IT'S NOT EL NINO, IT'S THE LORD!" and continued to rant. The room went quiet except for her screech and my beau sticks his head into the room giving me a look like, what in the hell did you do? I shrugged and mouthed the words, "the weather?" Grandma, one of the coolest women I've ever met, loved her dearly, took Thelma by the hand, led her into another room and shut that whole thing down. It was bizarre. Some people are capable of common ground, some just are not.

Wonkette : Holiday Horror Stories: Tell Us Why Your Family Is THE WORST

Thu, 27 Nov 2014 19:03:02 +0000

"...but every woman I've ever been involved with, I wish I could have given them my parents to raise them." Amen to that! Although for me it is every man I've ever been involved with. Pretty normal, large family here, except for one brother who is Fox, Rush, etc., but we've learned to shut him down pretty quickly over the years.

Wonkette : There Is No Escaping This Recipe From Rush Limbaugh With Jello, Stuffed Olives, And Miracle Whip In

Thu, 27 Nov 2014 00:21:08 +0000

Both.

Wonkette : John McCain Snarls At Young GOP Punks To Get Off His Lawn

Fri, 21 Nov 2014 20:05:07 +0000

and going down on a corn dog.

Wonkette : John McCain Snarls At Young GOP Punks To Get Off His Lawn

Fri, 21 Nov 2014 20:03:41 +0000

The youth vote is about as reliable as an i-phone dropped in the toilet.

Wonkette : McConnell Defeats Grimes, On Track To Become Senate's Top Beleaguered Cat Lady

Wed, 5 Nov 2014 00:48:03 +0000

Had she done so, the McConnell attack machine would have been wall to wall with ads with the clips of her saying that and playing it over and over and over and over and over. Outcome would have been worse. For those of you who do not live in progressive cities inside the red states, you have no fricking idea of what you're talking about.

Wonkette : McConnell Defeats Grimes, On Track To Become Senate's Top Beleaguered Cat Lady

Wed, 5 Nov 2014 00:44:19 +0000

Not all of us voted for that asshole, but thanks for the sentiment, appreciate it!

Wonkette : McConnell Defeats Grimes, On Track To Become Senate's Top Beleaguered Cat Lady

Wed, 5 Nov 2014 00:42:44 +0000

This sux. The Turtle has been my senator since I was 20 years old. I'm 50 now and 56 when we finally get rid of him unless he does us the favor of getting hit by a bus, with votes.

Wonkette : Mitch McConnell Is Not An Animal, Mitch McConnell Is A Human Being!!!1!

Thu, 30 Oct 2014 00:30:46 +0000

For those of you youngsters on this mommy blog-the bloodhounds are reminiscent of Mitch attack ads against then Senator Walter "Dee" Huddleston in 1984. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcpuhiIDx3Q Dee was a great Senator and a good man, WW2 vet and a man of integrity. He refused to lower himself to that sort of trash and did not do any ads in like kind in response. Sadly the ads were effective, and we've been stuck with Mitch ever since. I'm friends with Dee's son and have met the man many times. He's pretty old now but Alison L Grimes went down to Elizabethtown, KY last week and filmed a new ad with Dee in it so it should be showing up soon. Among the many reasons I would like to see Mitch get beat is for Dee to see his fall while he's still with us. I have a very nice bottle of fine bourbon just waiting to be cracked open and toasts all around if Alison pulls this thing out.

Wonkette : Screw The Polls, Here’s How Every Democratic Senate Challenger Is Gonna Win

Thu, 23 Oct 2014 17:04:54 +0000

Bluegrass Poll has the Grimes / McConnell even. Don't give up on Alison! http://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/politic...

Wonkette : Anchorage PD: Palins Were 'Present' At 20-Person Brawl. Fate Of Hos' Weave Unknown

Thu, 11 Sep 2014 20:29:14 +0000

It had to be Levi.

Wonkette : Hundreds of Patriots, Cleverly Disguised As Tourists, Rally For Impeachment At White House

Mon, 1 Sep 2014 01:34:55 +0000

Snark barking?

Wonkette : The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Sarah's Deeply Weird Ice Bucket Challenge

Mon, 1 Sep 2014 01:20:04 +0000

Ooooh, I got to be your 100th up fist! Weeee!