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429 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Endorses But... · 1 reply · +2 points

Actually, there is a scene early in the film where Ethan Hawk's parents choose his little brother from a bunch of embryos. It's made clear that the rest will be aborted.

That said, Gattaca is a great movie, and way more worth your time than Rand Paul's latest vomitings.

429 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Reagan's Daughter Patt... · 0 replies · +1 points

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting self-described liberals to back a healthcare plan from the Heritage foundation.

438 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Breaking! Exclusive! M... · 1 reply · +2 points

What is it about the Internet that makes relatively savvy people who frequent a snark-drenched satire website read a snark-drenched satire article and take it at face value?

441 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Selfish Jerk Debbie Wa... · 2 replies · +26 points

Tiger Beat on the Potomac.

443 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Cato Institute 'Thinke... · 0 replies · +6 points

It is a measure of how popular socialized medicine is in the UK that the major parties of the government argue over how best to reform the National Health Service. No one seems to consider ending it altogether and switching over to a more United States-like system.

I don't know about that. The Tories' idea of "reform" seems pretty similar to the Republicans' idea of Social Security and Medicare "reform", by destroying privatizing it.

466 weeks ago @ Wonkette - What Time Is The State... · 0 replies · +3 points

Sorry, watching Florida destroy Kentucky in basketball (and ouch! Watching that Kentucky guy destroy his knee).

468 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Super-Excited Conserva... · 2 replies · +11 points

So he's a Democrat the way my aunt is: To pretend that you're an Independent Thinker when you're spouting Fox News "facts" and vomiting FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: MOOCHELLE FARTBONGO STEALING KIDS LUNCHES! FWD: all over everyone's Facebook walls.

469 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Live-Blogging Whatever... · 1 reply · +3 points

CSPAN's closed captions are awful.

471 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rich Abdill Is Your Ne... · 0 replies · +8 points

Rich Abdill likes honey and mauling people's faces.

476 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Can We Make A Stupider... · 0 replies · +3 points

I bit the bullet and went to the Daily Caller to see the article. It's every bit as grotesque and offensive as it sound.

However, when I saw he went to Ball Memorial Hospital, I couldn't help myself.