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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Business Owners Being ... · 2 replies · +19 points

Re: Whole Foods Dude "I would hate to see billions of people condemned to remain in poverty because of climate-change fears. "

You know, I would hate for billions to be condemned to poverty because they had to take out a second or third mortgage on their homes in order to purchase a single bag of groceries from Whole Foods...yeah that would be nice too.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Tenured Academic At St... · 0 replies · +12 points

I hate to point out the morbid here but...people used to die younger too. Maybe the Ohio professor, making Ohio professor wages, forgot about population mortality in his brilliant 17th century equations on employment. Maybe if 53% of the population died sooner the lazy 47% of us who Romney claims feel entitled to everything in life would actually get those jobs.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Gun Show At Cow Palace... · 0 replies · +12 points

These people will go into debt to purchase multiple firearms and ammo to protect their crappy mobile homes and sit in traffic for 4 hours breathing all that smog...but no.. its the government that's going to take their lives??? Maybe they can pave the roads in California with used bullet casings since they voted not to be taxed to pay for anything out there.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Bobby Jindal Will Be L... · 2 replies · +12 points

" change a complex tax code into a more simple system that will make Louisiana more attractive to companies who want to invest"

Do they mean invest in Louisiana the way BP invested in Louisiana?

I think Jobs Jobs Jobs will mean all the blow jobs people will have to do in order to have money to pay for anything.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney Didn’t W... · 0 replies · +72 points

There you go folks. More proof positive that rich white guys really don't want actual responsibility, they just want to win big things, big time and then fuck the rest of you.

Football, politics, wives...whatever the game. No surprises there.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Nike Will Trade You 50... · 0 replies · +6 points

I'd give a shit about Nike if they could fucking manage to make shoes the same every fucking time. But since they choose to alter every shoe model every fucking year... I shalt not give a rodents petoot. Let Oregon suffer or go barefoot.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - olde-timey · 3 replies · +131 points

Fine! Just leave marriage to the gays and shut up!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Nobody Expects The Min... · 0 replies · +3 points

Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot she has to say "Please Lord, don't let your employees rape my children."

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Nobody Expects The Min... · 5 replies · +8 points

Hey lady with the kid! Yes, you....If you really, really , really want to enact communion, just eat a Ritz cracker in your kitchen with a sip of grape juice and pretend. That's all that's happening in your church communion--PRETENDING to eat the body of Jesus, so what's the difference if you do it at home? Besides, your safe from the pedophiles then.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Hero Boss Fires 22 Emp... · 0 replies · +8 points

"Well unfortunately, and most of my employees are Hispanic — I’m not gonna go into what kind of company I have, but I have mostly Hispanic employees "

He's a Vegas businessman.... sounds like one of those housekeeping rackets we keep hearing about. Looks like what happens in Vegas is going to stay on the walls in Vegas.