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9 years ago @ Wonkette - George Will Knows Who ... · 1 reply · +23 points
This is what news will be in 2026 on our holographic iPad 14s.
9 years ago @ Wonkette - Phyllis Schlafly Aband... · 4 replies · +9 points
Schafly Pale Ale is the finest beer in America, and the guy who runs the brewery is her second cousin. But that should not dissuade you from that beer, irrespective of your views on political nativism.
And Phyllis can eat bags containing dicks.
9 years ago @ Wonkette - Brad Paisley And LL Co... · 0 replies · +1 points
Did nobody else get the awesome 80s Saturday Live reference?
10 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Santorum Will Fit... · 2 replies · +32 points
11 years ago @ Wonkette - Andrew Breitbart Drops... · 1 reply · +6 points
The saddest thing, and most true, that one can say about Breitbart is that he was an man of his age.
Jesus, pour me another five bourbons.
11 years ago @ Wonkette - Andrew Breitbart Drops... · 6 replies · +8 points
May he, at the moment of his death, have had the epiphany of Lee Atwater: that he should have been building people up where he tore them down; that he owed many destroyed men an apology; that kindness and civility ought to have been his business where meanness and division reigned. And let this man rest in peace, to be judged only by the one who judges us all before sending us to our next place in the cosmos.
11 years ago @ Wonkette - French Elle Praises FL... · 0 replies · +2 points
Their race-dar is still on the fritz.
11 years ago @ Wonkette - Clinton/Clinton 2012, ... · 0 replies · 0 points
11 years ago @ Wonkette - Richest 1% Should Prep... · 1 reply · +27 points
In this very moment, 99.8% of the world's population has bought into the modern industrial system, and we are in the fascinating position of watching the elite try to convince us NOT to be interested in education, rule of law, high-quality medical care, and economic opportunity. Now they want us to go back to the system of despotic winner-takes-all kleptocracy.
I think it's going to work out less well than they have forecast.
11 years ago @ Wonkette - Chuck Grassley Tells U... · 0 replies · +2 points
CARD DECK, DUCHBAGG