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Wonkette : North Carolina Congressional Freshman Declares Barack Obama Terrorist Enemy Number One

Tue, 4 Mar 2014 20:39:20 +0000

Is a Hero #2 anything like a shit sandwich?

Wonkette : Ted Cruz Birther Too Stupid Even For Erick Erickson's RedState

Tue, 22 Oct 2013 23:53:35 +0000

Just to be fair, he does give an extra finger on rectal exams. No charge, neither.

Wonkette : Ted Cruz Birther Too Stupid Even For Erick Erickson's RedState

Tue, 22 Oct 2013 23:51:24 +0000

Hey now, Canada City needs a place to warehouse their Klown Shoez Kaukus. You know, like we do with Texas.

Wonkette : Ted Cruz Birther Too Stupid Even For Erick Erickson's RedState

Tue, 22 Oct 2013 23:45:36 +0000

Yea verily, where has that fucking dingbat been lately?

Wonkette : (Another) South Carolina Republican Group Officially Censures Lindsey Graham For Insufficient Wingnu

Thu, 19 Sep 2013 18:05:41 +0000

And that's why I call it the Bad Carolina.

Wonkette : Gayphobic Hatemonger Pat Robertson Shockingly Cool With The Sex Changes

Tue, 30 Jul 2013 18:06:09 +0000

So, Pat's cool with the chicks with the dicks? Huh.

Wonkette : Your Thursday Nice-Time: Small-Town Mississippi Newspaper Owner Tells Homophobes To Get Bent

Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:08:07 +0000

Haven't made it to Austin yet, but I can definitely vouch for the other two.

Wonkette : South Carolina Has Fun New Idea: Jail Officials Who Implement Obamacare

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 19:22:35 +0000

There's a reason that place is called "the Bad Carolina". Many, come to think of it.

Wonkette : Millionaire Joe Scarborough Class Wars 'Rich People'

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 21:21:03 +0000

"Thoughtprint decoding reveals that every single forensic communication contains two messages and not just one..." The wingnuts have found their Derrida!

Wonkette : Tea Party Learns Its Painful Electoral Lesson: That Mitt Romney Was Too Moderate

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 00:22:57 +0000

Third grade's a bitch, innit?

Wonkette : Yes, Victoria Jackson, You Are A Racist

Fri, 9 Nov 2012 00:29:14 +0000

Arkansas? I think wearing any shirt would draw attention.

Wonkette : Yes, Victoria Jackson, You Are A Racist

Thu, 8 Nov 2012 23:20:21 +0000

A tangerine, maybe.

Wonkette : Megyn Kelly Simply Does Not Care For Those Black Helicopters Coming To Spy On Our Elections

Thu, 25 Oct 2012 17:05:37 +0000

Neigh!

Wonkette : Children’s Party Clown Bradlee Dean Thinks Rachel Maddow Is A Gross Ugly Lesbo

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 19:47:39 +0000

In, out, whichever.

Wonkette : Good Job, Barry! Big Bird Totally Voting For Romney Now

Tue, 9 Oct 2012 18:59:08 +0000

Now he just hangs out in Central Park all day screaming at people about joos.

Wonkette : Let’s Play ‘Mystery Date’ With The Republicans!

Tue, 28 Aug 2012 19:28:52 +0000

Reminds me of Alien.

Wonkette : How Else Has Mitt Romney Insulted Jolly Olde Englande?

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 20:17:10 +0000

Adolf Bitler?

Wonkette : Everything's Better With Crisco: Real Recipes From Rush Limbaugh

Mon, 9 Jul 2012 19:57:04 +0000

Now that I think about it, you were right to include the bowl in the list of ingredients.

Wonkette : No, No, No, John Roberts Wasn't Extorted, He Is Just Stupid From Epilepsy

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 17:43:25 +0000

He's been high on his own supply for 30 years.

Wonkette : Campbell Brown Wouldn't Hurt Planned Parenthood If It Didn't Make Her So Mad

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 17:45:26 +0000

Wait, Blitzer has a dick?