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Wonkette : Watch Ann Dunham Give Birth To Two-Year-Old Toddler Barack Obama In Kenya (Video)

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 15:39:39 +0000

ROFL! I'm so glad my babies weren't so large at birth. Geeze, that lady has birthin' hips! Mizrezz Tribbz

Wonkette : Your Wonkette Tuesday Liveblogging & Tampa Party Details

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 00:41:15 +0000

Needs moar "We Built This City."

Wonkette : Your Wonkette Drinky Thing Party Planner (And Prizes!)

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 19:19:57 +0000

I was going to try for Atlanta but things aren't working out. First, I have Shinglez on my frapping head and may never go out in public again. Second, the cars are not in good enough shape to make the three or so hour drive and it looks like all our extra rainbow money will be going to repairs. I wish Knoxville(The Bistro at The Bijou? Huh? Huh?) were on the agenda. I could just wear a hat and hitch a ride. Anyway, back to medications and avoiding bright lights. I am disappoint.

Wonkette : Here Are Some Hot Young People Laughing At Mitt Romney, For You To Fap To

Sat, 18 Aug 2012 14:54:57 +0000

Ms Tribbz votes for the hot caramel hipster with the flexible and talented eyebrows. Oy, momma, where's my fan?

Wonkette : Meet Your New Vice Presidential Candidate, The One and Only History’s Greatest Monster, Paul Ryan

Sat, 11 Aug 2012 06:05:16 +0000

You know who else led from behind?

Wonkette : Ron Jeremy Wants A Threesome With Romney And Obama, For Civility

Tue, 31 Jul 2012 16:52:21 +0000

One could say they both think outside the box when seizing assets.

Wonkette : Now Announcing Your Wonkette Drinky Thing And Meetup East Coast World Tour

Mon, 30 Jul 2012 01:57:42 +0000

We're going to pray about going to Atlanta. We will ask the Lord for guidance as we may have to skip out on tithing for that week to get there.

Wonkette : Idiots On Aurora

Sat, 21 Jul 2012 22:01:09 +0000

It is an honor to be on your hug list. I think "we" all could use a hug today. No hugs for right wingers though, who, when identified as "conservatives" want to drink a toast to the misery of others, and when identified as "Libert-aryan" want to masturbate to the misery of others.

Wonkette : Idiots On Aurora

Sat, 21 Jul 2012 20:47:00 +0000

Thank you so much! Huggz backatcha!

Wonkette : Idiots On Aurora

Sat, 21 Jul 2012 19:28:19 +0000

It is my fate for now I guess. It's also my own fault that I am in this position to have to do this job to keep the rainbow-money flowing in. Mistakes were made.

Wonkette : Idiots On Aurora

Sat, 21 Jul 2012 17:53:27 +0000

I got mobbed by white-wringers at work last night because my car has a bumper stickerOMG and part of their Obama's a-takin' mah guns away shtick is a UN small arms treaty to be voted on July 27, to which I referred them to Snopes. One guy even tried to tie this into Fast Und Furorous. Also I heard, "would rather have a Mormon than a Muslim," and other top-ten hits such as "welfare state" and "I love black people, Herman Cain!," which is rich coming from people who regularly use the N-word and tell me I won't be getting tipped on this run 'cause they sounded ethnic on the phone. Anyway, I told them to just imagine how upset they would be if anyone were actually attempting to regulate guns in any manner whatsoever.

Wonkette : Sundays With Jamie Kilstein And The Lord: Oh No Here Comes An Atheist

Sun, 8 Jul 2012 16:23:32 +0000

The way you move your hips girl, make me hypnotized How you like your eggs? Fried or fertilized? Fried or fertilized? Fried, fried, or fertilized?

Wonkette : Sundays With Jamie Kilstein And The Lord: Why Isn't Adam Carolla Funny?

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 04:38:12 +0000

Yeah. She's one of the first stand-ups I got into as a youngster. Seems like it was HBO or some such where I would watch her act over and over again. Love her.

Wonkette : Sundays With Jamie Kilstein And The Lord: Why Isn't Adam Carolla Funny?

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 04:10:15 +0000

They don't have "these conveniences."

Wonkette : Louisiana Leading Way in Prison Privatization, Rest of U.S. Catching Up

Sun, 24 Jun 2012 06:08:22 +0000

Louisiana's returns are very diminished.

Wonkette : Louisiana Leading Way in Prison Privatization, Rest of U.S. Catching Up

Sun, 24 Jun 2012 05:57:40 +0000

Scattered like this: http://prisonmap.com/

Wonkette : Allen West Running From Marxist-Bigot Lynch Mob, Save Him With Campaign Donations Immediately

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 16:04:31 +0000

Karl Malden lookalike makes reference to old movie. GET A TITLE LOAN AND DONATE NOW!

Wonkette : Wall Street Journal Has Proper Priorities For Hungry Americans

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 16:53:34 +0000

Here I sit, cheeks a flexin', giving birth to another lexicon.

Wonkette : Bruce Springsteen Won't Even Give Superfan Chris Christie a Handsie

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 06:59:42 +0000

What Christie wants is for Boss Jeans to give him a shoutout at the show so everyone will cheer and thusly give governor Carbz street cred by association. I bet Googoosha would pay him attention.

Wonkette : Programming Note: Rules For Commenting Radicals

Thu, 8 Mar 2012 03:45:37 +0000

Half-step elsewhere.