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438 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Gallup: Record High Nu... · 0 replies · +3 points

Nice comments but it's really simple: if you say you're pro-choice, you're apt to get assassinated. So we got out of the habit.

443 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Jester's Reporte: HRH ... · 2 replies · +13 points

But to get serious, guys, DO NOT invest in whatever speech recognition software is using. Or ABC for that matter.

458 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Georgia School Brings ... · 0 replies · +4 points

now now, can't have johnny ted thinkin we're some of those leeetists...

458 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Georgia School Brings ... · 0 replies · +6 points

He counts as two.

458 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Georgia School Brings ... · 0 replies · +11 points

Not to mention which it should be how *many* [oranges], not how "much." Don't no hiztree, don't no jografee, don't no numbuhs, don't no grammer eithuh. But I kin vote cuz I got one ov them pitcher eye-dees.

458 weeks ago @ Wonkette - New Book Reveals FLOTU... · 0 replies · +4 points

I remember. I also remember it was paid for by private donations, as was every WH redecor since JFK if not before. But of course the tighty righties wouldn't let that pass. On the other hand if they had gone all ballistic on FLOTUS, maybe POTUS would have been able to sneak a few actual government things by them.

495 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Scott Walker Now Going... · 0 replies · +4 points

1) if Wisconsin has a "freedom of conscience" law that allows health care workers, from M.D.'s to pharmacists to not perform abortions,not refer women to abortion providers, and not fill prescriptions for Plan B -- then why the hell does writing absence excuses not qualify as exercise of conscience?

2) if Crooks & Liars is correct and this whole doctor-excuses thing is another right-wing lie ("video at 11!") --- then yes Walker is abusing/wasting state resources and it's another count for the impeachment and/or recall indictment.

496 weeks ago @ Wonkette - James Inhofe Nearly Ki... · 0 replies · +2 points

What's the big deal? Republicans never ever have to obey a law--much less a regulation--wherever they may be. Way to hold up the side, Jimmy!

499 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Newt Gingrich: My Affa... · 1 reply · +19 points

Seriously, this guy is sicker than Palin. There should be a whole new level of narcissism named after him.

501 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Terrorist Conspiracy T... · 0 replies · +5 points

Civilization jihad? That's a holy war to make everyone and everything civilized, right? Sign me up.