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Wonkette : U.S. State Department Hilariously Announces 'World Press Freedom Day'

Wed, 8 Dec 2010 17:36:49 +0000

Do it to Julia (n)!!!!

Wonkette : Homeland Security Deputizes All WalMart Shoppers To Stop Terrorists

Tue, 7 Dec 2010 21:47:43 +0000

You know I usually use the term "Orwellian" to make an exaggeration. However, I think we have finally moved into actual an Orwellian situation.

Wonkette : Homeland Security Deputizes All WalMart Shoppers To Stop Terrorists

Tue, 7 Dec 2010 21:43:41 +0000

Welcome to post-civil-liberties America my friend.

Wonkette : Newt Gingrich Deletes Twitter Thing About His Pearl Harbor Book

Tue, 7 Dec 2010 21:26:04 +0000

I liked these people slightly better when they at least pretended to have a sense of decency.

Wonkette : Everyone Actually 'At Risk' In Cancer-Porn Machines

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 17:15:26 +0000

America deserves the next generation of mutant children we get through this just for being so stupid about terrorism.

Wonkette : U.S. Gave Bunch of Money To Some Guy Pretending To Be Taliban Leader

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 07:20:18 +0000

I was in an Afghan simulation in an international affairs class and within 15 minutes all of the parties agreed that the best solution was to shoot Karzai. These poor people are just fucked.

Wonkette : 'One or Two' Passengers Can Wreck Entire TSA, Apparently

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 19:54:42 +0000

Me too. This is as much action as I am going to get over the holidays so you can all just wait a couple of minutes.

Wonkette : Airport Bookstore Explains Everything

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 18:16:08 +0000

I am willing to make the sacrifice and be traumatized for America. Where are the keys to the train?

Wonkette : Activist Judge Rules Against Freedom To Stop Muslims From Worship

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 23:27:19 +0000

Oh my, that looks like a road you dump a body on. Run Muslins, run.

Wonkette : National Enquirer: Willow Palin Had a 'PREGNANCY SHOCKER'

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 21:08:05 +0000

Maybe when when Sarah said abstinence they thought she said absinthe and they have been getting drunk on commie euro liquor and fucking like snobunnies.

Wonkette : Secessionist Arkansas State Rep: Confed. Flag 'Symbol of Jesus Christ'

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 19:37:21 +0000

Dammit! "Comment moderation has been enabled. All comments must be approved by the blog author." Well that ruins my fun for today.

Wonkette : Sarah Palin: The Presidential TeeVee Candidate America Deserves

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 18:03:47 +0000

Is Bush going to melt down his medal so that his Chinese friends can use it to make tanks to run over students with? Sorry Poppy, I am never going to let that one go.

Wonkette : Conservatives Spending Hours Voting For Bristol Palin To Get Back At ACORN

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 21:52:59 +0000

The certainty that America is in decline.

Wonkette : Michelle Obama Starts Indonesian Holy War, on Twitter

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 01:47:27 +0000

Oh Sweet Jesus! Now I have Dan Hill in my head. It buuuurrnnnsss!!!11!!!!!

Wonkette : TSA Says It's 'Irresponsible' To Legally Opt-Out of Porno-Cancer Scanners

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 01:48:28 +0000

Do it to Julia!!!

Wonkette : TSA Says It's 'Irresponsible' To Legally Opt-Out of Porno-Cancer Scanners

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 01:41:58 +0000

I am opting for the pat down over Xmas so that I can moan suggestively as they fondle my tits. A dildo in my carry on will only make the inspection more fun.

Wonkette : Fun New WND Accusation: Obama Rapes College Girls

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 01:07:48 +0000

I'm stealing this line. It is flawless.

Wonkette : Fun New WND Accusation: Obama Rapes College Girls

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 21:09:27 +0000

Is Sir Mix A Lot on my Wonkette?

Wonkette : The Dream That Is Michele Bachmann Has Finally Died

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:35:01 +0000

He looks like someone I should have beaten up in high school.

Wonkette : Tucker Carlson Likes To Send Out Fake E-mails As Keith Olbermann

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 19:43:24 +0000

He can. I own this domain: http://www.andrewbreitbart.net/ We would be glad to have Mr. Carlson on board. He will be paid in the tears of masturbating neocons.