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419 weeks ago @ Wonkette - American Family Associ... · 2 replies · +19 points

Jesus said hate thy neighbor so the AFA is obviously a very Christian organization.

420 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Aussie Prime Minister ... · 2 replies · +21 points

I know everything about Aussies already: "where women glow and men plunder"

421 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Washington Free Beacon... · 0 replies · +28 points

Great-- someone trying to make a living and volunteering and they have to deal with asshole conservative "media". Lovely

(Not snark and downright pissed)

422 weeks ago @ Wonkette - CNN Tells Of Harrowing... · 1 reply · +32 points

It's pretty horrible there now so I can understand what Romney's buddy was talking about. Why I recently spent a morning along the Seine having to bike and not a drive an SUV. What's worse is that the bike is **shared** with others. The worst thing of all though was that these people spoke English funny.

422 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Romney Website: Mitt R... · 0 replies · +13 points

At least Romney could have offered a hair cut.

422 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Romney Website: Mitt R... · 13 replies · +34 points

"That’s when Romney, who owns a home on the shore of the lake, and two of his sons jumped on jet skis and rode out to assist the six people, along with the family dog, struggling in the water.

The Romneys took two of the passengers ashore, and others in the area helped the rest of the family — and the dog, too — make it back to land without injury."

They are really making it easy for Wonkette commenters aren't they?

423 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Lynyrd Skynyrd Latest ... · 0 replies · +17 points

Why did wingnuts even think Skynard was a conservative band? Mr. Saturday Night Special is a pro-gun control song. Plus Sweet Home Alabama was critical of the segregationists: "In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo boo boo) Now we all did what we could do" doesn't sound like pro-George Wallace.

424 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Romney's World: With T... · 0 replies · +30 points

Rafalca the flying horse?

424 weeks ago @ Wonkette - How Is Chicago Thug Ba... · 2 replies · +31 points

“saddled with some methodological problems” means "pollster may end up in dumpster". Isn't that obvious to all of you?

427 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney Wants To B... · 4 replies · +35 points

What we need is another Ulysses S Grant overseeing Reconstruction.