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totalBarca : Iniesta: "I believe this is the best Barça team I’ve ever played in"

Fri, 9 Dec 2011 18:41:57 +0000

I have a confession to make guys, I was unable to properly sleep last night thinking about the classico LOL! for some reason I had a dream, and only thing I remembered was me watching the TV and everyone jumping on Messi. I know for a fact that Messi will show up for this game and score one or two and definitely assist. He's scored the last 5 times he was at the Bernabeau.....so high chance he will score again :D LETS GOO BARCA. great vid [youtube k7cPxuWog8U http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7cPxuWog8U youtube]

totalBarca : Guardiola: "We’ll try and make the people that love this Club proud"

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 01:25:51 +0000

IN PEP WE TRUST! I look at the game vs Madrid on Dec 10th a must win or a must-not lose game. Mark my words, Messi-Xavi-Iniesta will rise to the occasion just like the rest of our players. We will win 2-1 or 3-2 on Dec 10th. We need to support our team through the thick and thin, and the never-die mentality is a must.

totalBarca : Post Match Review: AC Milan 2-3 FC Barcelona

Thu, 24 Nov 2011 01:18:24 +0000

Who said Messi and Iniesta are the only ones that can dribble? Did anyone watch my man Xavi?!? Terrific Victory. I hope Real Madrid get Ac Milan in the round of 16 :D Pepe vs Van Bommel This game would be as good as the movie Gladiator ahahahaha

totalBarca : The Successors

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 04:23:51 +0000

Lets be serious, Barca will be top 3 in Europe for atleast the next 15 years.... ESPECIALLY if Pep stays the tree should include PEP's successor--and imo, xavi would be an ideal replacement several years after he retires. VISCA BARCA!!!!!!!!!!!!! p.s- I'm thinking about doing an exchange program with University of Barcelona. Has anyone done it before/know anyone that has done it? =O Thanks

totalBarca : Discipline in football not adding up

Wed, 5 Oct 2011 22:55:36 +0000

lmao dude, Guardiola has an IQ higher than his shoe size I'm not so sure about Mourinho. Guardiola is also the last person in the city of barcelona to retaliate to something like this. lol. I can just imagine Pique laughing about this with the players in the locker room

totalBarca : Discipline in football not adding up

Wed, 5 Oct 2011 22:50:42 +0000

This is the biggest joke ever....mourinho two match ban? like seriously thats all? AND HOW THE F** DOES TITO GET BANNED. like seriously and 600 euros are like pennies to mourinho -_____- maybe coaches should do this more often. honestly, the guy was right La Liga is played by geniuses-and run by morons honestly -_- i'm so angry who else is as well?

totalBarca : The Result: FC Barcelona 5-0 Villarreal CF

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 20:59:32 +0000

Gap between Messi and Ronaldo is the same size between the gap of Barca/RM (1)(2) and Villareal(3). No lies, maybe bigger :P To go have a space tour with NASA it is $200,000. I would pay $500,000 to play one game with Barcelona for 5 minutues =P, keyword-“would” if I win the lotto someday OMG ALSO HIGHLIGHT OF THE GAME WAS VALDES was a SUPERMAN SAVE FOR SUREE!!!! WOWOWOW

totalBarca : The Result: FC Barcelona 5-0 Villarreal CF

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 20:59:16 +0000

MESSI 6 GOALS, 4 assists in 4 games……….thank you god/allah/shiva/budha =) Messi is using hacks and cheats we use in playstation in real life brothers…..fudgecake

totalBarca : Man of the Match: FC Barcelona 2-0 FC Porto

Fri, 26 Aug 2011 20:52:58 +0000

MESSI AND MASCHERANO MOTM for me. Obvious reasons for Messi, but mascherano saved our butts several times. And LOL at kleber, he messed up so badly when he had a 2 on 1 lol. I think kleber was looking for Shakira or something in the stands….waited WAYYY to long to make a decision and ten mascherano comes :P No offence to Keita, but we can see how different of a game there is when keita or mascherano play DM compared to busquets. Busquets greases the tiki-taka engine so smoothly despite his other antics. Fantastic underated player

totalBarca : The Result: FC Barcelona 2-0 FC Porto

Fri, 26 Aug 2011 20:39:31 +0000

OT-To facilitate in alleviating the 502 bad gateways, and to upgrade servers, a few posts ago people suggested several ideas. And after combining all the ideas, I think if we sell shirts that have total barca on the middle, with porque as the name and #5 on the back haha So totalbarca shirt + porque name + 5 would be perfect.

totalBarca : The Result: FC Barcelona 2-0 FC Porto

Fri, 26 Aug 2011 20:39:13 +0000

MESSI 4 GOALS, 3 assists in 3 games. WHATTA BEAST, godlike.

totalBarca : UEFA Champions League Draw: A Roundup

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 19:17:54 +0000

Group A should be very interesting. I wonder how the Camp Nou will welcome Zlatan as well. OT- When Xavi didn't win, I was like this::: [youtube cPEWEfwMYfs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPEWEfwMYfs youtube] <3, sad day, fack LOL@ ronaldo. what a guy, he was so nervous and you can just tell he wanted to win it for once.

totalBarca : Special Live Chat: Champions League draw

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 15:06:14 +0000

Real Madrid and Manchester City deserve a tough group. I hope they are in the same group lol. I hope Barca get a good group that play attacking football and nothing too defensive. I have a good feeling Messi will win the award again...

totalBarca : The Result: FC Barcelona 5-0 SSC Napoli

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 20:34:23 +0000

Few key positive and negative aspects throughout this game, 1)Adriano is getting better and better every game. He has a SICK step-over to beat defenders and has awesome speed. HIS CROSSES ARE amazing!, better than dani alves’s crosses imo, don’t shoot me. 2)Cuenca is a fantastic player imo. I’m very excited for him. And wow what a moment for him playing beside Messi. 3) montoya is getting better and better imo. I hope dani alves can stay for several years to help groom him, and lol@anzhi makhala. What a joke 4)Fabregas had a fantastic game. He has great vision and sprays the ball over the field very well similar to xavi. 5)thiago is literally like ronaldhino/deco more than xavi and iniesta. He has amazing skill and dribbling but imo lacks a bit of vision. But he does have the amazing shot that xaviesta don’t have but ronaldhino did. 6) I LOVE the iniesta-keita hook up. I swear as soon as I saw keita running I knew what iniesta was thinking. I think they did this play before in another game. 7) Interesting how pep keeps playing dos santos on the right back position. Even zubi said that JDS will be important to Barcelona in the future. My question is, wtfux is wrong with the Mexican national team not accepting him? 8) Barca are becoming more and more efficient in their shots/goal ratio imo. I think over the last 2 years they’ve gotten much better being more clinical in front of goal and this season it is going to be much better as I think pep is really work on that.

totalBarca : The Result: FC Barcelona 5-0 SSC Napoli

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 20:34:00 +0000

LOLL after messi’s goal crowd chanted “porque, porque porque porque” like ole, ole ole ole Before I start analyzing this game, imagine if messi played a sh*t ton of friendlys like these in his career…he would make pele’s goal tally look silly and the score tally would hit double digits. So stfu pele and your 1000 goals you foo thinking you the boss. But messi is the CEO who is above you. :P Lol the presidents of Napoli were trying to figure out messi scored, and were discussing him in awe haha. Unfortunate that sanchez didn’t play, it would have been sick if he did =(

totalBarca : The Result: FC Barcelona 5-0 SSC Napoli

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 20:33:48 +0000

ot-total barca needs to upgrade its servers. i hate this 502 gateway crap after the game. i'm willing to donate a bit of $$ and im sure a lot of you are too

totalBarca : Mourinho's antics inspire a firestorm of criticism

Sun, 21 Aug 2011 01:37:44 +0000

I meant to say Milan by the way. LOL guys, can someone please answer one question for me. Once mourinho is sacked, WHICH CLUB WOULD TAKE HIM IN? interesting article -http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-2028299/We-Jose-Mourinho-cowardly-little-troll-taint-English-football-Patrick-Collins.html -not man u for sure as SAF job is for PEP if he leaves barca, -unlikely arsenal because wenger loves his babies, -possibly chelsea, but unlikely if he continues this rampage -i doubt he thinks tottenham is a "big" team -liverpool has too much of a history to be tained by this idiot -milan same as above, but this is possible I can only see him going back to Inter Milan if ANYTHING..... lol, watch him go to like some random team, and is considered a joke by coaches/professionals.

totalBarca : Mourinho's antics inspire a firestorm of criticism

Sun, 21 Aug 2011 01:26:18 +0000

LOLLL@ the picture. I would rather be bald like Guardiola than have grey hair when I'm in my mid/late 40s. rofl @ people calling guardiola, baldiola.

totalBarca : Mourinho's antics inspire a firestorm of criticism

Sun, 21 Aug 2011 01:24:34 +0000

He makes circus clowns look good. literally. I wonder how his wife and kids feel about him...... Very bad example for kids admiring RM and mourinho, honestly I was playing football on the pitch today, and a bunch of guys were just talking about this game. And worst of all I feel really bad for Kaka. He is truly a simple guy, playing football, no trash talking and he has to play for Madrid. I am sure if he could do things differently in life he would have stayed at madrid. haha, on another note, did anyone shit in their pants when RM signed ronaldo/kaka/benzema in the same year? who would have thought it would end up like this eh. CARLO ANCELLOTI FOR RM NEW COACH? I can see avb coaching rm in a few seasons if he is successful at chelsea. ot- lol at arsenal. i feel bad for arsenal fans :(. like truly I feel sorry for them.

totalBarca : Voluntary training on Saturday morning, Maxwell joins group

Sat, 20 Aug 2011 13:44:32 +0000

OT- LOLL GUYS. must read article. I don't if it was posted before but Valdano literally butchers Mourinho here. BEST OF ALL, HE COMPLIMENTS ALEX SANCHEZ <3 damm, coming from a pro-madrid guy. I liked this guy cause he was rational and had a head. but since mourinho has been sleeping with perez, perez fired valdano =( and Rm became Real Madrid de Portugal http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/9459...