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CrimeCritics : St. Ives (1976) – Movie Review

Mon, 8 Jun 2009 13:23:19 +0000

The trailer alone is a blast. "He's mean, he's lean, he's a go-between" ~ "As the stakes go up, the odds go down." Classic. Oh, and Bisset is absolutely gorgeous.

CrimeCritics : A Vengeful Longing (R.N. Morris) - Book Review

Thu, 4 Jun 2009 10:41:56 +0000

Unbelievable review. I can tell that you've been doing this for a very long time. The synopsis is detailed without rambling, and you found something to recommend about the book while also dinging it for its faults. Bravo. Brilliant.

CrimeCritics : Drag Me To Hell (2009) - Movie Review

Tue, 2 Jun 2009 10:41:58 +0000

I think I'm distracted in anything Justin Long does. Barring heavy makeup, he jars me from my suspension of disbelief. As soon as I see him in anything, I point and shout, "MAC-GUY!!!!"

CrimeCritics : Eden Log (2007) - Movie Review

Mon, 1 Jun 2009 18:36:47 +0000

Yeah, but they kept the tree in a glass ball (one supposes to protect it from man's pollution... ignoring the fact that trees live off of our un-holy toxin of CO2). Of course, the tree breaks through the glass at the end... right before the tear runs down the mud-smeared cheek of our wily protagonist. These fuckers want to keep recycling the same, tired motifs. I say put them in a landfill and let them rot.

CrimeCritics : A Perfect Getaway (2009) - Trailer

Fri, 29 May 2009 11:48:09 +0000

I love a thriller in a decent setting. If the movie sucks, you still have a nice panorama to gaze at.

CrimeCritics : The Descent 2 (2009) - Trailer

Thu, 28 May 2009 03:24:49 +0000

Don't even call me about this one. I don't want to know. Total black-out. Gimme the Star Wars prequels treatment.

CrimeCritics : John Lithgow Joins Cast Of Dexter

Thu, 28 May 2009 03:23:50 +0000

Sweet. Love the actor and love the show. Can't wait to watch another season.

CrimeCritics : The Descent 2 (2009) - Trailer

Wed, 27 May 2009 19:10:11 +0000

Uh? ALIENS, anyone? Distraught female who is the "expert" survivor from the first film returns to a horror franchise that is trying to become an action film? WTF? Morbid, I liked your version of the story MUCH better. The first DESCENT was one of my favorite horror films of all-time. In order to keep it that way, I'm not going to be watching this film. Nothing good can come of it. On the day of release, I'll pop some of my own corn and watch the original again with my wife.

CrimeCritics : Surrogates (2009) - Trailer

Tue, 26 May 2009 09:30:25 +0000

I like the premise, the trailer looks good, the wig could use a bit of work. To tell you the truth, I'm looking forward to this film more than I am to the next Transformers (or I was the Terminator flick). 12 Monkeys is one of my favorite sci-fi films of all-time and Bruce has a similar "me vs. the world" shtick in the preview. I'm going through the comics, now. Hopefully we'll have a review of them up in the next week or so.

CrimeCritics : Terminator Salvation (2009) - Movie Review [Brian Orndorf]

Sat, 23 May 2009 12:01:02 +0000

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CrimeCritics : The Long Goodbye (1973) – Movie Review

Fri, 22 May 2009 19:16:43 +0000

Wow. The new commenting system ROCKS. I can't believe it carried over our old posts and we can embed video now. Excellent upgrade, Morbid. Kudos.

CrimeCritics : Terminator Salvation (2009) - Movie Review [Brian Orndorf]

Fri, 22 May 2009 19:12:05 +0000

Man, I had high hopes for this one as well. But who knows? I loved the third film, which many people loathed. Maybe I'll like this one too.