*takes real diary and skims it*
*dramatic music* Oh my Pink goddess... this diary has proof that Soarin was at the scene of the murder! I can prove his guilt! Mwuahahahaha! *cuffs Soarin* You're goin' ta jail~...
(HOLY PLOT TWIST, SPIDER-MAN!)
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, I'll get right on that after I've thought about it... *takes TV*
It's amazing people have to have the need to watch a 10 minute video to learn that she does not in fact only run on parties, sweets, and talking. Bull is a representation of that too, especially considering his comment up there and how he now sees it all. And htough this entire comment has been relatively serious I'm now going to make up for it.
JUMBLY BANANAS! -Swatteam (aka, the person who wouldn't need to watch the vid, but is in it for the Pinkie so, what the heck.)
How DARE you stop me from actually doing work (inside joke?)! But this is still a smexy number for this blog. I shall proceed to pat my own back. *pats own back* Mmmm, wonderful.
Anyhoo~ does this mean we can get drunk now?
Swatteam's journal, May 12th, 2013
Bull post in blog this morning. Tragic post, no Pinkie. The blog mods are afraid of her... I've seen their true face... the posts are extended gutters... and the gutters full of other mares... and when the drains finally scab over... all of DD will drown. The accumulated filth of all their Rarity and Twi posts will foam up about their waists and all the commenters and mods will look up and shout "Save us!" And we'll look down and whisper... "No."
Bull it was a correction to this post that had to have been done. Sadly it didn't save you. 'Cause you still think that marshmallow monstrosity is amazing.
Woulda gotten away with it too. If it wasn't for these dumb Rarity fans.
...So I guess I should set fire to the blog now, considering Bull has just ruined it and everything it stood for... which is Pinkie Pie.
Just be glad i'm not a mod here too.
...Ah hell, I'll find a way to flood this site with Pinkie Pie too...
I can come to this site too...