You must understand, young teabagger, it takes a long time to say anything in Congress. And we never say anything unless it is worth a lot to our reelection campaign to say.
The no-fly list is going to see a lot of names with f's and j's added to it, fur jure.
Reaganomovitamin, repackaged for the new millennium.
Sen. Franken, you are the dead sexiest muttfaced Senator on Earth. I love you.
Just like Paul Revere was an American Hero by warning the British, I'm going to help her campaign by donating to Democrats.
The bag is big because it's hiding her profile - check out the pattern of her blouse at the waistline and you realize she's quite pregnant.
We just might be better off if we stopped celebrating Stupid.
Apparently, the square root of evil is penis.
People who abort their babies and lesbians are on an equal playing field... mmm, ok? What playing field? The one where men don't have babies? The one where Japanese factory robots don't have babies? The one were right-wing fascist women are to scary to stick your dick in them? I'm confused to what he's trying to get at.
Sarah, so mean :( she's just a tiny mom.