sussemilch

sussemilch

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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Confused Walnuts Start... · 0 replies · +4 points

You must understand, young teabagger, it takes a long time to say anything in Congress. And we never say anything unless it is worth a lot to our reelection campaign to say.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - U.S. Wingnuts Ready To... · 0 replies · +16 points

The no-fly list is going to see a lot of names with f's and j's added to it, fur jure.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - 'Spenditol' Wingnut Co... · 0 replies · +4 points

Reaganomovitamin, repackaged for the new millennium.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Superhero Al Franken U... · 0 replies · +3 points

Sen. Franken, you are the dead sexiest muttfaced Senator on Earth. I love you.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Of Course Sarah Palin ... · 1 reply · +31 points

Just like Paul Revere was an American Hero by warning the British, I'm going to help her campaign by donating to Democrats.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Possible Glamorous Dau... · 0 replies · +3 points

The bag is big because it's hiding her profile - check out the pattern of her blouse at the waistline and you realize she's quite pregnant.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Donald Trump's Next Is... · 1 reply · +7 points

We just might be better off if we stopped celebrating Stupid.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Tennessee Legislature ... · 3 replies · +29 points

Apparently, the square root of evil is penis.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Pat Robertson Exposes ... · 1 reply · +22 points

People who abort their babies and lesbians are on an equal playing field... mmm, ok? What playing field? The one where men don't have babies? The one where Japanese factory robots don't have babies? The one were right-wing fascist women are to scary to stick your dick in them? I'm confused to what he's trying to get at.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - 136 Characters Perfect... · 0 replies · +49 points

Sarah, so mean :( she's just a tiny mom.