To think those guys designing your wedding cake were bent on world destruction all along.
Too good to be true. Why must they tease us like this?
Giving teachers guns would help them with collective bargaining.
Mitts won't concede. Is being snuck out of the country by Mormon missionaries.
Bama wins and Colorado pro-ganja! Good night, I'd say.
WE FUCKIN' WON, BITCHES!!!!!!!!
Hide her nightgown. Get it?
Does he talk to those things like he does empty chairs?
Peggy Nooan is hitting the Chardonnay about now. Perhaps even the opium pipe.