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376 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Barack Obama To Impris... · 0 replies · +8 points

Kitties in kamps! Calico is the new black.

389 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ghost Breitbart Non-Ra... · 0 replies · +10 points

What would be the female version of Uncle Tom? I vote Aunt Sonnie.

392 weeks ago @ Wonkette - DC Appeals Court F*cks... · 1 reply · +11 points

Maybe we should consider a class-action suit against those who are trying to kill the ACA.

392 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Blaze So Excited A... · 0 replies · +34 points

They derp-fry everything in Smith & Wesson oil.

397 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Now The Daily Caller I... · 0 replies · +16 points

Well I declare, I am just heartsick about the hurt feelings afflicting those delicate flowers at the Daily Cholera.

398 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hero Thief Saves '70s ... · 2 replies · +49 points

My dad lived in a small town, like Mr Shootin' Days, in the South, during the Depression, but turned out quite differently.
He was a steadfast old-school Republican, and he also hated bullies.
One day, Bryant, fresh from her exile from Florida after the failed campaign against gays, wandered into the Tulsa furniture store my dad managed.
Dad took one look and asked the gay interior decorator to "go take care of Miss Bryant".
The decorator smiled, totally camped it up with Bryant, and Bryant was gone in an instant. My favorite Dad story.

399 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Your New Happy Nice Ti... · 0 replies · +4 points

I checked out "Agorafabulous" awhile back. Good read.

404 weeks ago @ Wonkette - There Will Be Blood: O... · 0 replies · +2 points

As an Okie, I can attest to the absolute accuracy of this post. Good job, Rebecca.

405 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Glenn Beck Tired Of Wa... · 0 replies · +1 points

He could become a double-naught spy.

416 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rabid Douche Congressm... · 0 replies · +10 points

Hell, he looks delusional enough to think that he taught Maddow a lesson. His pals are prolly telling old Tim that he really socked it to that damn liberal, haw haw!