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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Barack Obama To Impris... · 0 replies · +8 points

Kitties in kamps! Calico is the new black.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Ghost Breitbart Non-Ra... · 0 replies · +10 points

What would be the female version of Uncle Tom? I vote Aunt Sonnie.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - DC Appeals Court F*cks... · 1 reply · +11 points

Maybe we should consider a class-action suit against those who are trying to kill the ACA.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Blaze So Excited A... · 0 replies · +34 points

They derp-fry everything in Smith & Wesson oil.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Now The Daily Caller I... · 0 replies · +16 points

Well I declare, I am just heartsick about the hurt feelings afflicting those delicate flowers at the Daily Cholera.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Hero Thief Saves '70s ... · 2 replies · +49 points

My dad lived in a small town, like Mr Shootin' Days, in the South, during the Depression, but turned out quite differently.
He was a steadfast old-school Republican, and he also hated bullies.
One day, Bryant, fresh from her exile from Florida after the failed campaign against gays, wandered into the Tulsa furniture store my dad managed.
Dad took one look and asked the gay interior decorator to "go take care of Miss Bryant".
The decorator smiled, totally camped it up with Bryant, and Bryant was gone in an instant. My favorite Dad story.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Your New Happy Nice Ti... · 0 replies · +4 points

I checked out "Agorafabulous" awhile back. Good read.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - There Will Be Blood: O... · 0 replies · +2 points

As an Okie, I can attest to the absolute accuracy of this post. Good job, Rebecca.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Glenn Beck Tired Of Wa... · 0 replies · +1 points

He could become a double-naught spy.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rabid Douche Congressm... · 0 replies · +10 points

Hell, he looks delusional enough to think that he taught Maddow a lesson. His pals are prolly telling old Tim that he really socked it to that damn liberal, haw haw!