sourwatermelons

sourwatermelons

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7 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 1 reply · +5 points

Toasts! I'll be away next weekend and will therefore miss both the last day of the Toast and the Boston ToastWake (boooo). I'm going to NYC for about two days to see long-distance pals I haven't seen in a while, and then somehow getting to the Cape with my BFF to celebrate the 4th of July as our founding fathers would have wanted (drunk on a boat). I will miss you all! Time to actually join Toastie slack!

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +50 points

I hate when he says things like this because it makes some people believe there's going to be a contested convention and he'll somehow pull off a win. why in the hell would you want a contested convention

7 years ago @ The Toast - Hey, You Wanna Buy a T... · 0 replies · +38 points

I bought my take to the sea tote!! I will only use it to carry the most worthy of goods and it will always be free from purse sand, amen.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +3 points

You can't taste the alcohol at all and they're surprisingly strong. YMMV on whether that's a good thing or not.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 6 replies · +17 points

I like to mix flavored seltzers with juices from the grocery store that I find too sweet on their own. It's like a little alcohol-free mixed drink and they're usually pretty refreshing.

Newman's Own pomegranate lemonade+ Polar Mandarin is my fave so far.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 2 replies · +120 points

My 6 year old cousin is obsessed with Subarus because she loves the logo with the stars. My aunt and uncle took her to some kind of car show where she saw THE NEW LINEUP OF SUBARUS and it was perhaps the greatest day of her young life.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +85 points

I thought she had been dating Harry Styles more recently than that but I just looked it up and apparently they broke up in early 2013?? aka over 3 years ago?? time to go lay down and think about how time makes fools of us all

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +22 points

Ilana Glazer, I love you, please never let me down.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup and Open ... · 0 replies · +39 points

Unfortunately in this case it definitely qualifies as both. I wish the media would call it a hate crime more often too, but they aren't wrong in calling it a terrorist attack. Obama/the FBI used the same terminology, and they don't use it lightly.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +20 points

I'm thinking full-on portal to hell, complete with a sign that says HELL IS THIS WAY.