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Wonkette : Evil Obama Planned To Send Secret Messages To Browns Only

Fri, 21 Nov 2014 00:44:39 +0000

You mean: so they can commit EBOLA VOTER FRAUD!

Wonkette : Texas Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst Finds Campaign Issue, Calls For Obama Impeachment

Fri, 25 Oct 2013 02:23:24 +0000

And please take Oklahoma with you. They can be your new Canada.

Wonkette : Income Inequality Called A 'Problem' In Wall Street Journal, Temperature In Hell Dropping Rapidly

Fri, 18 Oct 2013 02:00:25 +0000

Depends? Did you invite David Vitter over for some pampering?

Wonkette : Fox News: These Polar Bears Aren't Starving Fast Enough! Starve, Polar Bears, Starve!

Fri, 16 Aug 2013 23:03:46 +0000

For future reference, the 'ch', like the name, is hard.

Wonkette : Vice-Presidential Debate Live-Bloog: Paul ‘The Kid’ Ryan Takes On Old Handsome Joe

Fri, 12 Oct 2012 01:13:59 +0000

Slime Shady?

Wonkette : Do Not Spray Silly String On This Philly Cop, Ladies

Tue, 2 Oct 2012 21:50:02 +0000

According to the Philadelphia Inquirer, the cop's name is Lt. Jonathan Josey. He's been assigned to desk duty until the issue blows over and he's allowed to get back to his normally assigned job of sucker-punching women.

Wonkette : World’s Greatest Operative Dick Morris Says Magical Poll Numbers Show Mitt Not Losing

Tue, 7 Aug 2012 02:33:45 +0000

What do you mean "you people"?!

Wonkette : Are You A French Person Fleeing Socialism? Buy This New Jersey Manse, Off Craigslist!

Sun, 1 Jul 2012 00:48:06 +0000

Dubai. Or, Narnia.

Wonkette : James O’Keefe Almost Sorry For Being One Hundred Percent Wrong In Latest Masterpiece, Ha Ha Not Re

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:50:20 +0000

And, to be fair, there is still the open question of whether Romero and Gorzowski are the right kind of citizens. Until citizenship tests ask about whether the capital gains tax should be reduced we'll honestly never know.

Wonkette : Florida Stops Dancing Thugs From Destroying Town

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 00:38:35 +0000

Note to Mr. Hersh: Dance Dance Revolution is not a offshoot of Occupy Wall Street.

Wonkette : Florida Stops Dancing Thugs From Destroying Town

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 00:36:39 +0000

Not to rain on your parade, but doesn't seeing the Florida state line in your rearview mirror imply that you are now in either Georgia or Alabama? I guess if you had a rearview mirror on your boat, that might be worth dancing about...

Wonkette : Attorney General Eric Holder Raids Dope School, So Tired Of Only Being Hated By Right

Wed, 4 Apr 2012 14:34:35 +0000

Hanson was my favorite band, too.

Wonkette : Thanks For Ruining Our Weekend, GOP! Liveblogging Debate #666

Sun, 8 Jan 2012 02:08:52 +0000

I'm working on it.... two martinis and Santorum is starting to look pretty cute.

Wonkette : Running Low On New Wars, Senate Declares U.S. Soil Latest 'Battlefield'

Thu, 1 Dec 2011 00:36:43 +0000

Kind of like how "bad" means cool and "fat" means snazzy. Jeez, Congress, these days, with their fancy emoticons and "hip" terms and slang. It's hard to keep up.

Wonkette : What's Really Behind the Nationwide Raids Against #OWS

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 00:06:04 +0000

What? I don't get to choose one from column A and one from column B? What kind of Chinese restaurant is this anyway?

Wonkette : Pat Robertson Mystified By Strange African-American Thanksgiving Ritual

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 20:12:32 +0000

I eat it with fried eggs.

Wonkette : Here's the Famous Real Cranberry Business Recipe From Wonkette!

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 18:55:19 +0000

Don't you know any high school students or 60-something professionals that used to be hippies?

YOLOHUB : 22 Signs That The Thin Veneer Of Civilization That We All Take For Granted Is Starting To Disappear

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 13:13:05 +0000

An excellent anecdote that encapsulates exactly what's wrong: why did the city have to provide your grandparents a housekeeper? Where were their children and grandchildren?

YOLOHUB : 22 Signs That The Thin Veneer Of Civilization That We All Take For Granted Is Starting To Disappear

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 01:55:22 +0000

Anecdotes are just anecdotes. Violent crime rates are back down to where there were in the mid-70's from their apex in the early 90's ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_the_United_... ). You really want to solve the worlds problems? Everyone should be made to pass a college level statistics class (and not spend their time reading fear mongering articles on the internet.)

Wonkette : Supreme Court Finally Agrees To Dismantle Obamacare Next Year

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 20:44:02 +0000

That's being unfair to Thomas. He'll actually sit there sullenly through the entire arguments, take a huge dump on stare decisis and then declare that since antibiotics weren't in the Constutition they damn well better not be in any American hospital neither.