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Harotophobia(noun): An irrational fear of New Zealanders

Prosuctote(verb): To mumble song lyrics that you don't actually know

Wackle(verb): When a man shakes his penis after urinating

Cartboqout(noun): Flowery language; an especially convoluted compliment

Tramuscuous(adjective): Thick liquid, syrupy