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smrtmnky

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8 years ago @ Wonkette - Megyn Kelly So Mean To... · 0 replies · +5 points

Yo go gurl

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Los Angeles Area High ... · 1 reply · +7 points

getting down on your knees and praying to god isn't good birth control, catlickers. it's the gateway position to beejays and then babies.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Breitbart's Biggest Bo... · 0 replies · +54 points

honestly, get ghostbusters on the phone

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Newt Gingrich Is All O... · 1 reply · +7 points

as some wise men once sang:
So what now? It's plain to see we're over,
And I hate when things are over -
When so much is left undone

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Let's Classify This AZ... · 3 replies · +82 points

the next lawful step should be to give back arizona to the gila monsters and native americans.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - George Zimmerman's Vie... · 0 replies · +5 points

so, if trayvon hadn't been under the influence of the evil loco weed, he would not have had the munchies and gone out for his snacks?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - North Carolina Man Of ... · 0 replies · +7 points

i signed up for camp not a camp

11 years ago @ Wonkette - George Zimmerman's Vie... · 0 replies · +13 points

so, if trayvon hadn't been under the influence of the evil loco weed, he would not have had the munchies and gone out for his snacks?

stoned your ground

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Why Won't The Navy Let... · 2 replies · +22 points

everyone has a little unicorn in them

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney Bullies Hi... · 0 replies · +6 points

as the wise real world ny heather b once said: if you was a bitch that day: YOU WAS A BITCH. THAT. DAY.
#glocksup