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smrtmnky

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332 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Megyn Kelly So Mean To... · 0 replies · +5 points

Yo go gurl

438 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Los Angeles Area High ... · 1 reply · +7 points

getting down on your knees and praying to god isn't good birth control, catlickers. it's the gateway position to beejays and then babies.

440 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Breitbart's Biggest Bo... · 0 replies · +54 points

honestly, get ghostbusters on the phone

440 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Newt Gingrich Is All O... · 1 reply · +7 points

as some wise men once sang:
So what now? It's plain to see we're over,
And I hate when things are over -
When so much is left undone

440 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Let's Classify This AZ... · 3 replies · +82 points

the next lawful step should be to give back arizona to the gila monsters and native americans.

440 weeks ago @ Wonkette - George Zimmerman's Vie... · 0 replies · +5 points

so, if trayvon hadn't been under the influence of the evil loco weed, he would not have had the munchies and gone out for his snacks?

440 weeks ago @ Wonkette - North Carolina Man Of ... · 0 replies · +7 points

i signed up for camp not a camp

440 weeks ago @ Wonkette - George Zimmerman's Vie... · 0 replies · +13 points

so, if trayvon hadn't been under the influence of the evil loco weed, he would not have had the munchies and gone out for his snacks?

stoned your ground

440 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Why Won't The Navy Let... · 2 replies · +22 points

everyone has a little unicorn in them

442 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney Bullies Hi... · 0 replies · +6 points

as the wise real world ny heather b once said: if you was a bitch that day: YOU WAS A BITCH. THAT. DAY.
#glocksup