gdp's Comments

Wonkette : Aaron Schock's Downton Abbey Office Not Gay, Just Helping A Buddy Out

Tue, 3 Feb 2015 20:04:30 +0000

My congressional office would look exactly like my real office: papers piled and distributed across every surface, dirty coffee cups, and half of a week old tuna salad sandwich in the 20 year old dorm room fridge. But hey, I WORK there.

Wonkette : Obama 'Petulant Child' For Depriving Secret Service Of Old French Whores

Wed, 14 Jan 2015 19:48:39 +0000

He's just still mad his job was to open doors for a blah man.

Wonkette : Pittsburgh Police Chief Says No To Racism. Cops As Fine With This As You'd Expect

Mon, 5 Jan 2015 19:02:01 +0000

Such melodrama! I was already disgusted with the actions of the NYPD in turning their backs on their boss at public funerals. God forbid they might consider for just one lousy moment that their actions and attitudes matter.

Wonkette : Hey What Happened To My Comments (Which Wonkette Has Never Allowed)?

Wed, 17 Dec 2014 19:32:31 +0000

Same here.

Wonkette : Klassy GOP Lady Real Sorry For Calling Obama Daughters Skanks

Mon, 1 Dec 2014 17:33:10 +0000

When I first heard about Malia and Sasha eye-rolling the president, I thought, if that's what they're doing they're going about it wrong. I think that is actually called a side-glance.

Wonkette : Officer Darren Wilson Feels Fine About Killing Michael Brown Like He Was Trained To Do

Wed, 26 Nov 2014 15:26:28 +0000

Looks like a mild case of rosacea to me. I think there's a cream for that.

Wonkette : Morning Maddow: That One Time Richard Nixon Hated The Vietnam War

Tue, 11 Nov 2014 14:44:26 +0000

It's the sort of sentiment that presidents only seem to manage in retrospect, of course. I saw Bush Sr. and Jr. on the teevee this morning and neither seemed to have any retrospective sentiments of that nature. Of course, I only watched for about 90 seconds, so it's possible. Not really.

Wonkette : What Happened To The 'Gays Cause Autism' Lady? Your Fringe Candidate Roundup!

Mon, 10 Nov 2014 19:55:51 +0000

She loves all the guns, wants to end all ‘bortions and drug test everybody on welfare, and insists that the First Amendment only “guarantees freedom of religion, not freedom from religion" Go back to school kid, the 1st Amendment's second clause does guarantee freedom from religion.

Wonkette : Barack Obama To Imprison All Cat Videos In FEMA Camps

Mon, 10 Nov 2014 16:23:27 +0000

I clicked on this for a cat video. I feel cheated.

Wonkette : Rick Santorum: The Nazis Are Coming For The Christians Again, Just Like The Holocaust

Mon, 3 Nov 2014 16:47:25 +0000

And she's still your cleaning lady?

Wonkette : Screw The Polls, Here’s How Every Democratic Senate Challenger Is Gonna Win

Thu, 23 Oct 2014 14:37:28 +0000

I feel as though my life is just one cycle of election anxiety after another. Well, that and hot flashes. Equally as miserable experiences.

Wonkette : Green Bay Alderman Will Listen To Citizen Just As Soon As She Isn't A Terrorist

Wed, 22 Oct 2014 18:27:02 +0000

As an alderwoman myself (not in Wisconsin), I just want to say, "Great idea, Heba! I'll bring it up at the next Council meeting. Thanks for your commitment to supporting democracy."

Wonkette : Radical Feminist SCOTUS Forces Texas To Do All The Abortions Again

Wed, 15 Oct 2014 12:16:31 +0000

Who the hell would have gotten that guy in the pix pregnant?

Wonkette : Colorado Gov Candidate: When Would God Ever Allow The Seas To Rise And The Earth To Flood?

Fri, 3 Oct 2014 19:59:27 +0000

It's practically in the friggin 80's in Northern NY where temps should be in the mid to upper fifties. It's ridiculous; I have no summer wardrobe for teaching!

Wonkette : Why Do All These Drunk Girls Keep Oppressing These Poor Frat Boys?

Thu, 25 Sep 2014 15:12:17 +0000

...he is Very Concerned that ladies are coming to visit his young brothers after drinking too much someplace else, Yeah, at another frat.

Wonkette : Colorado Students Ditch Class, Refuse To Love America

Wed, 24 Sep 2014 15:07:57 +0000

Who says this generation doesn't have its shit together?

Wonkette : Vital Sportsball Update: Admitted Baby-Beater Adrian Peterson Can Play Next Week Because 'Due Proces

Mon, 15 Sep 2014 18:25:14 +0000

Brazil?

Wonkette : Vital Sportsball Update: Admitted Baby-Beater Adrian Peterson Can Play Next Week Because 'Due Proces

Mon, 15 Sep 2014 18:23:40 +0000

From the CNN piece: The child told his mother that Peterson "likes belts and switches" and "has a whooping room," according to police reports. He added that Peterson put leaves in his mouth when he was being hit with the switch while his pants were down. Asshole should get work with the CIA interrogation unit.

Wonkette : Here's Why John McCain Is On Your TV Every Day

Fri, 12 Sep 2014 15:56:05 +0000

I was looking for the spittle to fly from his mouth, and after that, the guys in white coats with that nice body harness thing they have that buckles in back.

Wonkette : Go Screw, Dumb Gay New York St. Pat's Day Parade, The Catholic League Is Pulling Out Of You

Thu, 11 Sep 2014 19:34:22 +0000

Does this mean the gay priests won't march? I get confused by these things.