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slappy_maxwell

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Jon Stewart Made An An... · 2 replies · +6 points

I want Jessica Williams, but I can see the CC heads thinking she hasn't had enough interviewing desk experience.

Marc Maron or Colin Quinn would be safer bets.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Megastar Country Music... · 0 replies · +6 points

Daddy Dooce man talking about nepotism. That's some ironic don't ya think?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Glenn Beck: Science Is... · 0 replies · +2 points

1:30 - "God gave me a brain."
Where Rush has oxycontin, Glenn has the oxymorons.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Aaron Schock Might Get... · 0 replies · +5 points

Notice the feathers are strategically placed near the leather couch? Tickle, tickle ... never chew on a pickle.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Gov. Paul LePage To Nu... · 0 replies · +9 points

Damn her!
Betcha she's sitting around eating gluten too!

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Sunday Bloody NYT Sund... · 0 replies · +1 points

No Toms or Uggs? C'mon, the CPAC attendee thinks Crocs are on the bleeding edge of current fashion.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Allen West Says Allen ... · 1 reply · +5 points

His parents probably kept him locked in the basement with his imaginary friends.
He's just blocking out the trauma.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - NRO's Kathryn Jean Lop... · 0 replies · +3 points

I'm with K-Lo on this one.

Next thing you know they're going to do is a cover with a Teletubby coming out of a men's public bathroom in LA! Oh the horror!

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Jerry Falwell's Libert... · 1 reply · +7 points

Yeah, cuz 'Muslim-centered aviators' worked out soooo well.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Cory Booker, Chris Chr... · 0 replies · +4 points

Pay-to-play? Well, shore!