en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1837645 Comments by simplyblue7 http://wonkette.com/489729/american-patriots-send-mean-e-petitions-threatening-secession-just-like-their-confederate-heroes-did#IDComment489170053 South Carolina isn't the first one this time? What a sham! Tue, 13 Nov 2012 16:00:09 +0000 http://wonkette.com/489729/american-patriots-send-mean-e-petitions-threatening-secession-just-like-their-confederate-heroes-did#IDComment489170053 http://wonkette.com/489695/david-petreaus-gen-john-allen-and-shirtless-fbi-agent-sent-sexy-emails-all-the-time-to-everyone#IDComment489084764 Yeah but more importantly, where are the pics? Tue, 13 Nov 2012 14:02:18 +0000 http://wonkette.com/489695/david-petreaus-gen-john-allen-and-shirtless-fbi-agent-sent-sexy-emails-all-the-time-to-everyone#IDComment489084764 http://wonkette.com/487907/wingnuts-terrified-black-man-coming-for-possibly-on-their-daughters#IDComment473541487 Why yes, Alex Marlow, Barack can come from behind. Most men can. Fri, 26 Oct 2012 17:43:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/487907/wingnuts-terrified-black-man-coming-for-possibly-on-their-daughters#IDComment473541487 http://wonkette.com/484883/the-bidens-are-bogarting-all-the-sex#IDComment445622143 Where are the fact checkers now? heeeeggghhhhhh? Fri, 21 Sep 2012 20:00:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/484883/the-bidens-are-bogarting-all-the-sex#IDComment445622143 http://wonkette.com/456851/michelle-obama-survives-inevitable-taunting-from-nascar-slobs#IDComment225433605 they were saying Boo-urns, assholes! Tue, 22 Nov 2011 01:36:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/456851/michelle-obama-survives-inevitable-taunting-from-nascar-slobs#IDComment225433605 http://wonkette.com/455790/michelle-obama-puts-kitchen-staff-on-crash-diet#IDComment218156554 Is it ironic to agree with the first lady while eating a doughnut??? Mon, 7 Nov 2011 14:05:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/455790/michelle-obama-puts-kitchen-staff-on-crash-diet#IDComment218156554 http://wonkette.com/455117/bored-nasa-agents-now-invading-dennys-in-search-of-moon-rocks#IDComment211747151 in their defense, nerds usually need all the strength they can get to take down a woman. Mon, 24 Oct 2011 17:45:36 +0000 http://wonkette.com/455117/bored-nasa-agents-now-invading-dennys-in-search-of-moon-rocks#IDComment211747151 http://wonkette.com/455082/nj-gop-mayor-has-no-idea-how-rentboy-got-sexy-pictures-of-him#IDComment210578384 Oh God, could at least warn of us the picture in advance!? Fri, 21 Oct 2011 16:55:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/455082/nj-gop-mayor-has-no-idea-how-rentboy-got-sexy-pictures-of-him#IDComment210578384 http://wonkette.com/454952/michelle-obama-takes-a-break-from-bicep-curls-to-learn-twitter-thing-video#IDComment210314783 Further proof of Apple's monopoly! Fri, 21 Oct 2011 01:44:03 +0000 http://wonkette.com/454952/michelle-obama-takes-a-break-from-bicep-curls-to-learn-twitter-thing-video#IDComment210314783 http://wonkette.com/455020/john-mccain-and-lindsey-grahams-old-bff-muammar-gaddafi-is-dead#IDComment210142518 The most important question to ask is, of course, can we expect a Gaddafi Blingy? Thu, 20 Oct 2011 16:37:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/455020/john-mccain-and-lindsey-grahams-old-bff-muammar-gaddafi-is-dead#IDComment210142518 http://wonkette.com/454956/i-hate-banks-the-new-national-anthem-from-1986#IDComment209631870 a mason jar? don't you people know anything about finances!? keep it under your mattress. your rate of return is much higher there. Wed, 19 Oct 2011 13:50:44 +0000 http://wonkette.com/454956/i-hate-banks-the-new-national-anthem-from-1986#IDComment209631870 http://wonkette.com/454954/cops-now-hunting-escaped-zoo-monsters#IDComment209631023 Escaped zoo animals? That sounds biblical. Wed, 19 Oct 2011 13:48:05 +0000 http://wonkette.com/454954/cops-now-hunting-escaped-zoo-monsters#IDComment209631023 http://wonkette.com/454821/1015-americas-day-of-occupation-party-funaction#IDComment207522097 No worries, this occupation has an exit strategy as well...hahahaha...oh man. Fri, 14 Oct 2011 18:37:45 +0000 http://wonkette.com/454821/1015-americas-day-of-occupation-party-funaction#IDComment207522097 http://wonkette.com/454508/almost-twice-as-many-people-have-heard-of-occupy-wall-street-as-rick-perry#IDComment205630427 If i were Rick's campaign manager I would run as Katy Perry. Just sayin'... Mon, 10 Oct 2011 17:37:07 +0000 http://wonkette.com/454508/almost-twice-as-many-people-have-heard-of-occupy-wall-street-as-rick-perry#IDComment205630427 http://wonkette.com/454381/inventor-of-pretty-much-everything-steve-jobs-dies-at-56#IDComment203655467 May his "monopoly" last forever Thu, 6 Oct 2011 01:12:39 +0000 http://wonkette.com/454381/inventor-of-pretty-much-everything-steve-jobs-dies-at-56#IDComment203655467 http://wonkette.com/454074/a-complete-list-of-national-politicians-who-have-embraced-the-occupy-wall-street-protests#IDComment202188300 I don't see Bernie Sanders on there...oh wait, nevermind. Sun, 2 Oct 2011 15:17:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/454074/a-complete-list-of-national-politicians-who-have-embraced-the-occupy-wall-street-protests#IDComment202188300 http://wonkette.com/453951/michelle-malkin-hates-onion-hostage-joke-because-it-lacked-democrats#IDComment200988240 The Onion? That's where I get all my news from! Thu, 29 Sep 2011 20:04:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/453951/michelle-malkin-hates-onion-hostage-joke-because-it-lacked-democrats#IDComment200988240 http://wonkette.com/453848/nikki-haley-fixes-south-carolinas-bad-vibes-with-stupid-phone-greetings#IDComment200359979 Maybe she should suggest employees offer blow jobs to help the state's shitty unemployment rate. Wed, 28 Sep 2011 14:18:23 +0000 http://wonkette.com/453848/nikki-haley-fixes-south-carolinas-bad-vibes-with-stupid-phone-greetings#IDComment200359979 http://wonkette.com/453793/heres-a-portrait-of-riley-waggaman-covering-the-nyc-protests-with-a-monopoly-apple-computer#IDComment199904900 I still can't believe that douche gave Apple that much credit...a monopoly!? REALLY!? Tue, 27 Sep 2011 16:51:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/453793/heres-a-portrait-of-riley-waggaman-covering-the-nyc-protests-with-a-monopoly-apple-computer#IDComment199904900 http://wonkette.com/453741/michael-moore-and-the-granny-peace-squad-occupy-wall-street#IDComment199898961 I'm just shaking my head...at how slow this damn Dell at work took to load this site. Tue, 27 Sep 2011 16:39:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/453741/michael-moore-and-the-granny-peace-squad-occupy-wall-street#IDComment199898961