en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1679701 Comments by shirleyplz http://wonkette.com/474368/your-tuesday-wisconsin-recall-update-send-us-pixstories#IDComment374669350 'No Shit Clichebot 5000,Mike Allen' hahaha thank you for that Tue, 5 Jun 2012 18:38:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/474368/your-tuesday-wisconsin-recall-update-send-us-pixstories#IDComment374669350 http://wonkette.com/470882/your-boyfriend-barack-obama-would-like-to-talk-to-you-long-and-slow-video#IDComment347698372 ooh yes barry can long slow me anytime and deep. his voice i mean Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:50:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/470882/your-boyfriend-barack-obama-would-like-to-talk-to-you-long-and-slow-video#IDComment347698372 http://wonkette.com/470882/your-boyfriend-barack-obama-would-like-to-talk-to-you-long-and-slow-video#IDComment347685920 the POTUS with the MOTUS is MINE Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:27:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/470882/your-boyfriend-barack-obama-would-like-to-talk-to-you-long-and-slow-video#IDComment347685920 http://wonkette.com/469906/sara-benincasa-fights-for-vagina-rights-at-fiesta-in-nyc-tonight#IDComment340484302 yes we are so glad there are funny feminazis like you because we didn't have any back in the day-& you're the best! We miss you, & put your book link up. Since can't make it tonite,will make a donation to PP. Oh & congrats on the wedding plans! Mon, 16 Apr 2012 21:11:55 +0000 http://wonkette.com/469906/sara-benincasa-fights-for-vagina-rights-at-fiesta-in-nyc-tonight#IDComment340484302 http://wonkette.com/469492/cocky-elizabeth-warren-just-spiking-football-forwarding-scott-browns-fundraising-emails-verbatim#IDComment336753587 can't wait for the debates! Scotty will not do well against Liz,he's a dope Wed, 11 Apr 2012 13:34:59 +0000 http://wonkette.com/469492/cocky-elizabeth-warren-just-spiking-football-forwarding-scott-browns-fundraising-emails-verbatim#IDComment336753587 http://wonkette.com/466649/obama-re-reminds-nation-he-totally-singlehandedly-murdered-bin-laden#IDComment314479044 just put on the clip of him singing Al Green *sigh* talks low but he can sing so sweet & high i'm in love with him Mon, 12 Mar 2012 17:24:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/466649/obama-re-reminds-nation-he-totally-singlehandedly-murdered-bin-laden#IDComment314479044 http://wonkette.com/464494/what-will-be-on-or-in-newt-and-rick-at-tonight%e2%80%99s-debate-for-ash-wednesday#IDComment299171141 'forehead blackening protocol not recognized rebooting' thnak you so much for that Wed, 22 Feb 2012 19:20:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/464494/what-will-be-on-or-in-newt-and-rick-at-tonight%e2%80%99s-debate-for-ash-wednesday#IDComment299171141 http://wonkette.com/463639/virginia-mandates-%e2%80%98unwanted-vaginal-penetration%e2%80%99-for-abortion-curious-women#IDComment293219925 I had one of those transvaginal ultasounds and let me tell you about the invasiveness of that huge robotic pecker. VERY UNPLEASANT ugh. I'd like to stick that thing of these guys rear end except they'd probably like it Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:23:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/463639/virginia-mandates-%e2%80%98unwanted-vaginal-penetration%e2%80%99-for-abortion-curious-women#IDComment293219925 http://wonkette.com/462830/lets-point-and-laugh-at-mitt-romneys-horrible-failure#IDComment287178388 Pointing & Laughing at mitt romney is one of our favorite pastimes here in massachusetts. HAHA lookit the phoney baloney shitty EX governor try to be president.! . Wed, 8 Feb 2012 16:40:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/462830/lets-point-and-laugh-at-mitt-romneys-horrible-failure#IDComment287178388 http://wonkette.com/458125/michelle-obama-announces-historic-300000-people-exercising#IDComment236957470 Our Flotus is Fabulous! She looks great in that video, I simply adore her.Thanks for posting my favorite wonket column Blair. Tue, 13 Dec 2011 16:14:16 +0000 http://wonkette.com/458125/michelle-obama-announces-historic-300000-people-exercising#IDComment236957470 http://wonkette.com/454996/ows-protester-scares-off-product-plugging-msnbc-blowhard#IDComment210066286 I agree with you, Ratigan doesnt seem as ego driven as other news 'personalities' & his campaign finance reform issue is important. Just wish he'd stop yelling so much on his show,gets hard to listen to with the yellin, but he's ok in my book. Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:17:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/454996/ows-protester-scares-off-product-plugging-msnbc-blowhard#IDComment210066286 http://wonkette.com/453136/is-barack-obama-as-depressed-as-the-economy-nyt-supposedly-investigating#IDComment193066830 jesus he probably is clinical.He should out of DC, visit another country.the hell with the asshat critics. Tue, 13 Sep 2011 21:33:41 +0000 http://wonkette.com/453136/is-barack-obama-as-depressed-as-the-economy-nyt-supposedly-investigating#IDComment193066830 http://wonkette.com/452272/dick-cheney-explains-why-he-loves-torture-because-he-is-darth-vader#IDComment188419232 Something happened to him during those long hours hiding in his 'indisclosed location' after the attacks on the WTC. A breakdown in his psyche,he was petrified scared out his wits. He crapped his pants he was so scared in his bunker that day/night,&then the transmutation into full human monster:hateful,angry,revengeful & powerhungry to inflict pain on others. He became the Horror as he wastoo weak to resist. He was too powerful to fight. He should be reminded everywhere he goes that he carries the Stink of Loosed Bowells, for that he what he is for America. Wed, 31 Aug 2011 13:17:44 +0000 http://wonkette.com/452272/dick-cheney-explains-why-he-loves-torture-because-he-is-darth-vader#IDComment188419232 http://wonkette.com/452110/irene-devastation-netflix-streaming-apparently-out-for-whole-east-coast#IDComment187432364 Where is Wonkbot?I am not sufficiently terrorized & the grid is about to go down here in Mass. its not the same without my fav roomba TSA 1138,helmet askew going existential zippy the pinhead.......... Sun, 28 Aug 2011 15:56:44 +0000 http://wonkette.com/452110/irene-devastation-netflix-streaming-apparently-out-for-whole-east-coast#IDComment187432364 http://wonkette.com/449369/mitch-mcconnell-quits-debt-talks-tells-obama-to-just-do-whatever-so-gop-can-blame-him-for-it#IDComment173177709 what about the LACK OF LIPS. he has no lips. this is the horror of the broken axehandleness that is mitch mcconnell. Wed, 13 Jul 2011 19:51:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/449369/mitch-mcconnell-quits-debt-talks-tells-obama-to-just-do-whatever-so-gop-can-blame-him-for-it#IDComment173177709 http://wonkette.com/440714/free-republic-fatties-think-obesity-epidemic-is-fake#IDComment135281512 from movie Idiocracy. Doctor : "Why come you got no tattoo?" Wed, 16 Mar 2011 10:03:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/440714/free-republic-fatties-think-obesity-epidemic-is-fake#IDComment135281512 http://wonkette.com/438378/justin-bieber-attacks-u-s-health-care-just-because-it-bankrupts-sick-people#IDComment128412756 isn't that Europe burning in that Blingee? why does Da Berb hate Europe. Europe is burning cuz of Berlusconi's penis hanging out, ok. Wed, 16 Feb 2011 22:42:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/438378/justin-bieber-attacks-u-s-health-care-just-because-it-bankrupts-sick-people#IDComment128412756 http://wonkette.com/438019/michelle-obama-will-cure-your-obesity-and-failing-love-life#IDComment127981562 She is that good- I adore our 'beloved FLOTUS.' She's absolutely right about keeping the laughter going in a marriage. Mon, 14 Feb 2011 22:25:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/438019/michelle-obama-will-cure-your-obesity-and-failing-love-life#IDComment127981562 http://wonkette.com/437089/the-week-in-barry-drinking-game#IDComment125998608 hooliganism, skullduggery and Hilz does look great in purple. thanks Sara Fri, 4 Feb 2011 21:50:41 +0000 http://wonkette.com/437089/the-week-in-barry-drinking-game#IDComment125998608 http://wonkette.com/436475/the-week-barack-obama-loved-salmon-and-bears#IDComment124518773 the "Skutniks" . funniest thing I've read all week Sat, 29 Jan 2011 11:14:18 +0000 http://wonkette.com/436475/the-week-barack-obama-loved-salmon-and-bears#IDComment124518773