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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Has A Shotgu... · 2 replies · +12 points

I am confused. Do republicans want me to be more afraid of drones, ISIS, ebola, or Mitt's third run for the presidency?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - If You Even Know What ... · 0 replies · +8 points

I had two Italian grandmothers. When I was a kid one would let me stand on a chair by the stove and watch her cook. The other grandmother showed me how to make bread. They have long since passed but every now and then while I'm cooking I think of them. Thanks.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - This White Lady In Bod... · 1 reply · +2 points

Try using google chrome for your browser. Its the only way I can view wonkette without having the same problems.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - What To Wear To Your L... · 6 replies · +98 points

You can't get any worse than white trash with money.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 0 replies · +44 points

The bumper sticker on her dad's car said "Obama/Biden/08".

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Steve King Knows An Af... · 1 reply · +5 points

King remarked that the blahs are easily identified by their calves which are the size of watermelons.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Arizona Congressional ... · 0 replies · +5 points

If you look real close you can see that there are four picks in the ad.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Victoria Jackson, Stac... · 1 reply · +15 points

"Victoria Jackson, Stacy Campfield Fare Worse In Tennessee Elections Than Confederate Army At Vicksburg"
Sorry Gary, but this electoral loss was more like Sherman's march thru Atlanta.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 1 reply · +40 points

I do believe that map of the U.S. of A. was pulled from one of them home schoolin books that Dok has been learning us about.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 7 replies · +65 points

I've been commenting on this site off and on for 7 years and I have not been banned yet.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH you people!!!