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salt_bagel

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373 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Motor City Has Car, Ja... · 4 replies · +39 points

I have a great idea how to get Detroit out of bankrupt—aw, forget it. it's more of a Shelbyville idea.

375 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Man Who Survived Seein... · 0 replies · +11 points

"Next, on Scissored"

375 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tampa Port Chief & GOP... · 2 replies · +39 points

To be fair, the trailers were full of filth and excrement, but immediately outside the trailers was Tampa.

376 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Bryan Fischer Tries Th... · 1 reply · +7 points

I'm sure the "values voters" will be eager to vote out the offending justices the next time they come up for reelection.

377 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tammy Duckworth Uses R... · 0 replies · +4 points

“...it is because [of] people like you who are gaming the system are adding to that backlog so that young men and women who are suffering from post-traumatic stress, who are missing limbs, cannot get the compensation and the help that they need,”

Editor's addition of "of" here is unnecessary. That part of the sentence is already grammatically correct.

I'll be here all week!

377 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Illinois GOP Dude Resi... · 0 replies · +9 points

I cunt hair you. Can you ass that question again?

377 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Illinois GOP Dude Resi... · 4 replies · +25 points

Wonkette again! For crissakes, this is the third time this month I've googled "Rhino fetish", made a typo, and ended up on this damn blog.

378 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 4 replies · +13 points

“The Aztec religion had no savior, no heaven or hell to reward or punish the consequences of human behavior.”

Fucking objectivists.

380 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oh Thank God Here Is Y... · 7 replies · +31 points

Disgusting. What's next, race-mixing in a Cheerios commercial?

381 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Voice Of Michigan Wolv... · 0 replies · +17 points

It's not soul food, it's Innovation Food.